- "Scoring goals is what i do, i'm Robert Lewangoalski"
– Robert Lewangoalski
- ""For Polska! And my Tiktok account""
– Robert Lewangoalski
- ""I would have liked it (drops the Lego Bellen D'Or) if I was five""
– Robert Lewangoalski
- "Knowing my luck i've already won the Bellen D'or but in the upcoming weeks to the ceremony We'll see the return of the black death"
– Robert Lewangoalski
- "5 goals in 9 minutes"
– Robert Lewangoalski
- ""It's a disgrace, it's a freaking disgrace!""
– Robert Lewangoalski
- "DEATH TO TIKTOK!"
– Robert Lewangoalski
Robert Lewangoalski is a Polish footballer who plays as a striker for Barcelever and captains Po-land.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
Lewanogoalski is a polish man who has short black hair, and blue eyes.
Personality[]
History[]
He is considered one of the best strikers in the world despite having not won a single bellen d'or. He is most notably known for scoring 5 goals in 9 minutes against Wolvesburger. He has also broken Gerd Muller's record for most goals in a single bundesliga season, scoring 41 in the 2020-2021 season. He feels he should have won the 2019 FIFARCE bellen d'or which was cancelled due to COVID-19, having won the treble and was the top scorer in each other various competitions he partook in across club level. He was later awarded a bellen d'or made of lego which he depises and claims he would have liked if he was five. Lewangoalski was in Hattrick Club alongside Lionel Messigician, Cristiano Arrogantaldo, and formerly Andre Shirley, the latter of whom was kicked out of Hattrick Club. His trademark celebration is to make an X shape on his chest with his arm.
Interactions[]
Thomasshole Muller[]
They used to be pretty good friends before Muller hated Robert Lewanogoalski when the latter was invited to the Frontmen. He started ruining Lewanogoalski's chances in the Frontmen. After the series ended, they returned to being best friends. However, when Lewanogoalski joined Barcelever, Muller teased him alongside with other FC Buyern Monstermunchen teammates by calling him: 'Lewan-no-goal-ski', because of him not scoring a goal against Bayern.
Lionel Messigician[]
In the Messi wins his 7th Ballon D'or (footballers react) video, he becomes outraged that Messi won the Ballon D'or over him as he was robbed of it in 2020. He also threatens Messi over his Bellen D'or by kidnapping his family and forcing them to listen to Muller's jokes.
Trivia[]
- He has a TikTok account which others consider to be cringe because of his age and the questionable content posted on it.
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