Running Gags

There are many running gags in 442oons, most being references to something a character has done in real life.

List of running gags (by character)[]

Adam the Llama[]

Adam the Llama spitting his saliva.

Alan Buttew[]

Alan headbutting someone. This a reference to when Alan Pardew managed Newcastle and headbutted Hull City player David Meyler in a game where Hull City won 4-1 away.

Andoni Iraola[]

Iraola getting mistaken for Alfred Molina, the actor of Doctor Octopus in the Spider-Man films.

Chewy Suarez[]

Biting someone, an obvious reference to Luis Suarez being infamous for his incidents around biting.
Chewy saying "I'm a genius!"
He says any prefix that rhymes with chew as chew.
Suarez singing the next verse of "Sacked in the morning" for mangers with MSN and then saying "Oh, sorry! Are we not doing the 2nd verse tonight?"

Christian Pullasicky[]

Pullasicky pulling the trigger on a rifle, a reference to Amendment II to the Constitution of the United States.

Cristiano Arrogantaldo[]

Cristiano going topless and squealing.
Cristiano squealing "Siuuuuuuuuuuuu!, a reference to his iconic celebration".
Cristiano saying "Little sh*t" when he gets angry, especially at Messigician.
Cristiano demanding somebody pass to him, especially Bale.
Cristiano singing "Saudi Pro League!" as a reference to his transfer to Al-Nassr. (It started in 💰Transfer Market: Messi, Benzema, Kante & more!💰)

Cristiano Arrogantaldo Jr.[]

Him asking for his mom (or asking what is a mom).

Cristiano Arabonaldo's Statues[]

The full body statue being mentioned as looking identical to Ronaldo.
Joking about the full body statue having an erect p*nis.
Arabonaldo washing (specially the crotch) of his full body statue
The bust statue scaring someone because os it's bizarre appearence.
Arabonaldo using his bust statue as a substitute.
The bust statue substituing Arabonaldo's face cometimes as a form of comparison.

Darwin Nunez[]

Darwin going: "How are we?"
Darwin going: "¿Que?"

David Louise[]

David mentioning how his hair is nice.
David being considered a bad defender.

Dele Alli[]

He not wanting to be called Alli and correcting it to Dele instead.
He tackling someone.
Him waving to the camera.

Diego Costly-Coffee (player)[]

Diego speaking of a way that nobody can understand.
Diego being very aggressive and hitting people and objects when angry, a reference to his aggressive personality in real life.

Diego Simemoane[]

Diego doing the celebration he did against Juventus.
- "It means we have balls, a lot of balls. To start Diego Costly-Coffee (player) and Koke-Cola after they hadn't played for a month takes balls. I did it as a player at SS Lazyo and Bologna and I did it again to show our fans that we have 'cojones'. It wasn't aimed at the other team, I was turning towards our own supporters. It's not a nice gesture, I'll admit, but I felt the need to do it. It was such a tough game, we fought so hard and Costly-Coffee worked really hard when he wasn't 100 per cent fit. I had to show what I was feeling. I can only apologise if anyone was offended, but I did it from the heart." - Diego Simemoane to Sky Sports in Greataly

Dimitri Payeater[]

He kissing the boot of a scorer of his team.

Garry Neville the Devil[]

<li>Garry saying: "OHHHHHHHHHH"</li>

<li>Garry saying: "UNBELIEVABLE!!"</li>

Hurri-Kane MBE[]

Kane speaking in a way that no on"can understand, a reference to how some find it difficult to understand Harry Kane's voice.
Kane missing his free kicks or at least someone mentioning that he is bad with free kicks, a reference to Harry Kane not having a great record with free kicks.

James Run-of-the-Millner[]

He being related with running somehow.
He making unfunny jokes.

Jamie's Come Fardy[]

Jamie saying "Chat sh*t get banged!" (or something similar), a reference to Jamie Vardy posting this exact quote on his facebook in 2011.
He or people around him shouting: "Jamie Vardy's having a party!"
He drinking or being spotted with a blue bottle on his hand.

JoJo Hairt[]

Joe being worried and caring for his hair.
Joe washing his hair and usually seen with just a towel.

Kev De Bluene[]

De Bluene's sentences being cut off.

Lionel Messigician[]

Lionel calling someone a "d*chebag".
Lionel utterring, "¿Qué miras, bobo?" at Dutch players, a reference to his post-match conference after the Argentina-Netherlands match in the FIFA 22 World CorrUPt.

Mario Ballotelli[]

Destroying his own property with fireworks, a reference to how he once set his house on fire by setting off fireworks in his bathroom.
Showing his t-shirt that said "Why always me?", a reference to when Balotelli celebrated by revealing a blue T-shirt with these exact words after scoring the first goal in Manchester City's 6-1 win against Man Utd. at Old Trafford in October 2011.

Marouanne Fellaini[]

Marouanne elbowing someone, a reference to when he Elbowed Man city player Pablo Zabtheletter in 2014, in Man Utd's 3-0 win over Man City.

Shkodran Mustafa Cacki[]

Mustafa running slow.

Notaxmar[]

Notaxmar diving, an obvious reference to Neymar's diving habits.
Notaxmar having trouble with taxes, a reference to his problems with taxes in real life.

Olivier GQ[]

Olivier running slow, a reference to his low pace on FIFA.
Olivier mentioning how he is sexy.

Per Merthacker[]

Per running slow.

Phace Jones[]

Phace Jones making a weird face and saying "Muurrghh!".
His face scaring other people.

RTAro Vidal[]

Vidal getting drunk and hitting something or someone with his Ferrari.
Sometimes he says "Get off the road, you morons!"

Rafact Benitesh[]

Constantly shouting "FACT!" after the end of his sentences.
Holding a bottle with a "2005" mark on it in his hand. Referencing Champions League Final 2005.

Wayne the Ogre[]

Him saying "Erm..." before sentences.
Him taking forever to finish his sentence.
Him holding a lolly.
Him being an idiot

Woy Bodgson[]

Woy's rhotacism. (Rhotacism is a difficulty producing r sounds in the respective language's standard pronunciation.)
Woy saying that someone spoke "absolutely f*cking b*llocks".

Yaya Tankoure[]

Yaya Tankoure saying "Ah! I don't believe it"

Roy Meane[]

Roy Meane saying "Ya F*cking Langers!"
Roy Meane hitting someone with a baseball bat.

Others[]

The M S N trio being hit by water bottles.
The MSN trio singing "Sacked in the morning" for managers.
Alternatively, BBC trio singing "Sold in the morning" to MSN when they fail
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