Sir Alex Whiskey-nose

Sir Alex Whiskey-nose
Senior Career
Position	Forward
Youth clubs	Harmony Row Boys Club (?-?) Drumchapel Amateurs (?-?)
Clubs	Queen's Park (1957–1960) St Johnstone (1960–1964) Dunfermline Athletic (1964–1967) Power Rangers FC (1967–1969) Falkirk (1969–1973) Ayr United (1973–1974)
National team	Skirtland (1967)
Profile
Date of Birth	31 December 1941
Place of Birth	Glasgow, Scotland
Status	Active
Clubs managed	East Stirlingshire (1974) St Mirren (1974–1978) Aberdeen (1978–1986) Skirtland (1985–1986) Manchild United (1986–2013)
Debut	Rafa Benitez Sacked - My Way Parody Song! (Zidane - the Real Madrid Manager!)
Based on	Sir Alex Ferguson

"Shut it, Avram"

– Sir Alex Whiskey nose in the 2023 Football song

"Liverpool win the Premier League again? Not on my bloody watch! RELEASE COVID 25!"

– Sir Alex Whiskey-nose

"I don't think my heart can take it"

– Sir Alex Whiskey-nose when Manchild United was playing against Leavethepool

Sir Alex Whiskey-nose is a former Scottish manager.

Trivia

• He has managed the most games in history, having managed 2,155 games, significantly more than 2nd place, Neil Warnock, who has 1,960.
• He is the father of Darren Ferguson.

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