- This article is about the footballer formerly based on Skeletor. For the fictional character, see Skeletor.
- "Nasty pasty!"
– Catchphrase
- "Oh Hickey-wickey-Thumb"
– Another catchphrase
- "This match will be harder than trying to figure out who Cristiano Junior's mom is."
– Skeletor Cavani before the Real Mbadrid match
- "You no punk, so don't drive drunk!"
– Skeletor Cavani
- "You son of a female dog!"
– Cavani to Notaxmar in 🎬9-0 HAT-TRICK CLUB!🎬 Neymar gatecrashes Hat-Trick Club! (PSG vs Guingamp Parody)
Skeletor Cavani is an Uruguayan football player who plays as a striker for Boca with Teeth Juniors.
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Appearance[]
Cavani's original appearance in the Zlatan and the masters of the Europverse series was based on Skeletor from Masters of the Universe. However, after Zlatan left PSG to join Manchester United and Masters of the Euroverse ended, he was given an appearance resembling the Real Edinson Cavani. This redesign debuted in WHAT HAPPENED TO SKELETOR CAVANI? HIS LAST EVER EPISODE!. His long wavy black hair leads him to be called "man-girl" and "wonder woman", which he dislikes. In the Cuppa America Chilly 2015, he used a wand with Chewy Suarez' head.
Personality[]
Cavani often insults his teammates when they do something wrong, though now he usually gets insulted, and his insults are now rather pathetic.
History[]
Cavani debuted in 💥Zlatan is He-Man💥 (Chelsea vs PSG Champions League 2015 2-2) highlights cartoon, where he asked David Louise and Thiowngoal Silva to score goals, resulting in Paris Saint-Qatar winning. In October 2020, Cavani joined Manchester United on a free transfer.
Relationships[]
From 2015 to 2016, Cavani was part of Zlatan and Masters of the Europverse together with Zlatan Egohimovic (the titular character), David Louise, Thiowngoal Silva, Angel Devil Di Maria, and Kevin Trappjaw. He formed the MCN Trio with his teammates Kylian Mfloppé and Notaxmar during their time at PSG. He dislikes Notaxmar
Trivia[]
- When he played for Paris Saint-Qatar, sometimes he forgot that Zlatan is in his team (and his enemy).
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