Skirtland is based on the Scotland national football team based in Scotland.
Appearance[]
Flag[]
Skirtland's flag is dark blue and looks very similar to the actual flag. Previously there was a skirt (kilt) and the parody name within the flag.
Name[]
Skirts (actually kilts) are a stereotypical symbol of Scotland, hence the former name that was used until they redesigned all the countries flags and names during the UOAFA Euro 2024.
History[]
Skirtland first appeared in ⚽️Scotland vs England 1-3⚽️ 18.11.14 (Roy Hodgson sings The Proclaimers goals and highlights).
UOAFA Euro 2020[]
They qualified for UOAFA Euro 2020 and finished bottom of their group with 1 point.
UOAFA Euro 2024[]
After missing out on the FIFA 22 World CorrUPt, Skirtland qualified for UOAFA Euro 2024 after finishing second in their qualifing group (only behind Espaniel). The Scots lost 5-1 on the opening matchday to OMGermany with 10 players following Ryan Porteous' sending off after a tackle on İlkay Gün Doğ Gun. Skirtland got eliminated on controversial circumstances after a 1-0 loss to WellHungary following a denied penalty when Willi Orban brought Stuart Armstrong down.
Squads[]
The following players were called up for the 2026 FIFA World Cup qualification matches against Grease and Belarus in October 2025.
| Number | Club | Position | Name | Appeared | CAP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Aforest | Goalkeeper | Angus Gunn | Yes | |
| 12 | Power Rangers FC | Goalkeeper | Liam Kelly | No | |
| 21 | Heart of Midlothian | Goalkeeper | Craig Gordon | No | |
| 2 | Celtic 118-118 | Defender | Anthony Ralston | No | |
| 3 | Leavethepool | Defender | Andybetterthan Morenoson | Yes | Captain |
| 5 | Notrich City | Defender | Grant Hanley | No | |
| 6 | Celtic 118-118 | Defender | Kieran Tornknee | Yes | |
| 13 | Al-Whothefaq FC | Defender | Jack Hendry | No | |
| 15 | Power Rangers FC | Defender | John Souttar | No | |
| 16 | Nineamo Zagreb | Defender | Scott McKenna | No | |
| 22 | Derby County | Defender | Max Johnston | No | |
| 4 | Nippli | Midfielder | Scottish McTominay | Yes | |
| 7 | Aston Sevilla | Midfielder | John McGinn | Yes | |
| 8 | Nippli | Midfielder | Billy Gilmour | Yes | |
| 11 | Power Rangers FC | Midfielder | Connor Barron | No | |
| 14 | No Idea | Midfielder | Lennon Miller | No | |
| 17 | Jason Bournemouth | Midfielder | Ben Doak | No (voice only) | |
| 19 | Hibernian | Midfielder | Josh Mulligan | No | |
| 23 | Notrich City | Midfielder | Kenny McLean | No | |
| 9 | Birmingham City | Forward | Lyndon Dykes | No | |
| 10 | Gran Torino | Forward | Ché Addams | Yes | |
| 18 | Ipswich Tractor Boys | Forward | George Hirst | No | |
| 20 | Hibernian | Forward | Kieron Bowie | No |