- "Wait, what?"
– Harold Maguire
- "Oh, b-b-b-bugger"
– Harold Maguire
- "V-v-v-vamos!"
– Harold Maguire
- "B-b-b-bants!"
– Slabhead Maguire
- "Th-th-there was an old man called Ronaldo, bread, butter, chips, scotch eggs, toilet rolls"
– Slabhead Maguire
Slabhead Maguire is an English footballer who plays as a defender for Manchild United and BorEngland.
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Appearance[]
Slabhead Maguire has a body which is similar to most other 442oons characters, but he can distinguished by his large head. He also used to wear a rubber unicorn.
Personality[]
Maguire seems to lack self-confidence as he always stutters while speaking.
History[]
He is a former player of Hull Tigers and Leicester The Foxes. His most famous quote is "Do you know who I am?” or “Do they know who I am?” His first appearance was in the FIFARCE World Cup 2018. He is the most expensive defender of all time, being bought by Manchild United for €80 Million, surpassing Joško Barbiedol's transfer to Manchester Sheikhy for €90 million due to inflation. In August 2020, he was arrested while on holiday in Greece. He spent a day in jail before being released. His best moment was a great tackle on Luke Shalways Injured vs Tottenham Hotseat in a 6-1 loss he orchestrated. He is also made fun of due to his big head, and questionable defending. When he says that one of the Backmen stamped on the ball. Sergio Ramos tells him that they can see it, and Pepe tells him if he doesn't shut up he'll stamp on his head. In Season 5 of The Frontmen, in Episode 1, everyone said “Siuuuuuu" but Harold said “V-v-v-vamoos” and Cristiano Arrogantaldo shouted “CUUUUUT” In the same season, he is also known for dressing up as the new Frontman of the new episode, but everyone knows it’s him because of his big head.
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Trivia[]
- Dean Stobbart ranked Maguire as his sixth favorite character.
- "Harold Maguire" is a reference to "Harry" being a diminuitive of "Harold".
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