442oons Wiki
442oons Wiki


Lyrics[]

Lyrics

Narrator:The Manchester Derby
Narrator:Van Harsh,Paleandgreeni
Narrator:The fans were singing Blue Moon.
Narrator:Smalling the Wardrobe decided to stand.
Narrator:in front of Joe Hairt,the buffon.
Joe Hairt:Get out of the way, you silly sausage!
Chris Talling: Owwwww!
Louis van Harsh:What the hell are you doing, you stupid son of a bitch?!
Chris Talling:You said to put pressure on the ball!
Louis van Harsh:Oh, what a jackass….
Narrator:8 minutes after what a disaster......
Narrator:as Milner ran down the wing..
Narrator:Smalling the Wardrobe closed him down.
Narrator:and then what a plank,he dived in!
Chris Talling: Oops.
Louis van Harsh:Oh, stupid son of a bitch.
Louis van Harsh:Quick! bring another defender on!
Tryiton Giggs:We don't have any defenders, remember?
Louis van Harsh:Oh son of a bitch….
Unwell Paleandgreeni: PENALTY!!!!
Narrator:Unwell Paleandgreeni appealed for 8 penalties.
Narrator:The ref, he gave not a thing
Ordinary Referee:I'm not giving you any treats. Halloween is over, so take your mask off!
Unwell Paleandgreeni: WHAAAAAT?
Narrator:But up stepped Tankoure...
Narrator:With a 'slide-rule' Cliche
Narrator:And Sonic Aguerooooo smashed it in.

Characters[]

Do not add Characters on Badges, Sponsors and the Intro and Outro

Teams[]

Summary[]

It’s the 2014 Manchester derby, and Manchester United and Manchester city are ready to face each other. Smalling stands in front of Joe Hart, who throws him the ball. Louis van Gaal tells smalling what was he doing to which he responds Louis told him to put pressure on the ball. James Milner (his debut) is running stupidly down the wing when Smalling fouls him. He gets sent off. Louis tells Ryan Giggs to sub on a defender, only to find out they don’t have any. Pellegrini tries to get a penalty against Manchester United but fails since the ref doesn’t give two shites. Finally, Aguero scores with an assist from Cliche.

Trivia[]

  • The song is a parody of "Hey Diddle Diddle"

References[]

Errors[]

Gallery[]