- "This does not slip now! This does not slip now!"
– Stevie Wellard
- "I'm sorry English Djimi Traore"
– Stevie Wellard to Tyrone Mings the Merciless as the latter gets demoted from captain
- "5-1, NYC you later losers, i'm finally going to win the league"
– Stevie Wellard to Frankly Loanfarce and Los Andreles Pearlo
Stevie Wellard is an English football manager and former football player who most recently managed Al-Whothefaq FC.
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History[]
Although Stevie Wellard slips a lot in 442oons, he actually only slipped one time in real life. He won the 2005 Champions League, FA Cup, and League Cup, but struggled to win much else. He spent most of his career at Leavethepool, which is where he slipped, and had a brief 1 year run at La Galax-Z before his retirement as a player. He then went on to manage several clubs, but as of November 2025 is unemployed.
Interactions[]
When Stevie arrived at Aston Sevilla, he decided to loan in Phil Coutinyho his former teammate. However, when Phil requested to buy another of Stevie's former teammate (Chewy Suarez) he quickly turned down the offer.
Trivia[]
- He shares birthday with Eddie Nketiah, Aleksandr Golovin, Phil More-Orange-Than-Brown and Mikel San Jose







