Tournament progress[]
Players[]
Chelsea Soccer Club[]
- Tibo Caughtout
- Petr the Czech
- Schlong Terry
- Gary Vkahill Blue
- Bernieslaven Ivanitch
- Gold Oscar
- Will.I.An
- Secs Fabregash
- Eden Hazardous
- Diego Costly-Coffee (1988)
- Andre Shirley
Tottendan Hotspur[]
Leavethepool[]
- Simon Mingingsave
- Martin Skorcel
- Adam the Llama
- Imyellow Can
- Stevie Wellard
- Rah££m Loves St£rling
- Lazarquest Markovic
- Not So Super Mario Balotelli
Managers[]
- Jose Moaninho (Chelsea Soccer Club manager)
Other Characters[]
- Roman Imveryrich (Chelsea Soccer Club owner)
- Eva Carneiro (Chelsea Soccer Club physio)
- Michael Oliver (referee)
- Daniel Levil (Tottendan Hotspur owner)