The Scudamore Cash Cow League 2018/19 was the 27th season of the Premier League.
Table[]
| Position | Club | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1st |  Manchester Sheikhy
|
98 | UNMARCL 2019/20 |
| 2nd |  Leavethepool
|
97 | UNMARCL 2019/20 |
| 3rd |  Chelsea Soccer Club
|
72 | UNMARCL 2019/20 |
| 4th |  Tottenham Hotseat
|
71 | UNMARCL 2019/20 |
| 5th |  Ar2enal
|
70 | UOAFA Europey League 2019/20 |
| 6th |  Manchild United
|
66 | UOAFA Europey League 2019/20 |
| 7th |  Wolves Clube de Portugal
|
57 | UOAFA Europey League 2019/20 |
| 8th |  Everton
|
54 | |
| 9th |  Leicester the Foxes
|
52 | |
| 10th |  West Hammers
|
52 | |
| 11th |  WTFord
|
50 | |
| 12th |  Crystal Parish
|
49 | |
| 13th |  Newcastle UAE
|
45 | |
| 14th |  Jason Bournemouth
|
45 | |
| 15th |  Brrrnley FC
|
40 | |
| 16th |  Saintshampton
|
39 | |
| 17th |  The Seagirls
|
36 | |
| 18th |  Cardiv City
|
34 | Relegated to EFL Champion-ship |
| 19th |  Fulham City
|
26 | |
| 20th |  Huddersfield Terryers
|
16 |
Players[]
Manchester Sheikhy[]
- Bastardo Silva
- Benjamin Mendy
- Deanilo
- Ferme Laporte
- Fernandinhold
- Gabriel Icanseejesus
- Ilkay Gun Dog Gun
- John €50nes
- Johnny Bravo
- Kev De Bluene
- Kickedinthe Ederson
- Leroy Sarnie
- Long John David Silver
- Nicolas Ottermandi
- Philsabout Fourden
- Rah££m Loves St£rling
- Really Bad Penalty Taker Mahrez
- Sergio AGÜEROOOOOO!
- Skyle Walker
- Snakean Delph
- Vinjury Kompany
Leavethepool[]
- Adam the Llama
- Alberto Smalleno
- Alex Oxeleonardo Chamberlain
- Alisson Pecker
- Andybetterthan Morenoson
- Bobby Firmino
- Calvin Clyne
- Daniel Sturrinjured
- Danny Ings
- Divock TwoorThreegi
- Dominication Solanke
- Dortmund Lovren
- Fab-etterthanfernand-inho
- Georginio Whycantscoreawaydum
- James Run-of-the-Millner
- Joe Selena Gomez
- Joel Matip
- Jordim Henderunson
- Lazarquest Markovic
- Lolis Krapius
- Nabinjury Keita
- No Salad
- PowerRanger Balaklavan
- Sadio Mane-Mane
- Simon Mingingsave
- Trent Alexander-Armstrong
- Virgil van TracSaint
- Xherdan Shakira
Chelsea Soccer Club[]
- Alvara Moratahahaha
- Andrea Christensen
- Antonio Bluediger
- Callum Hudson-Odoi
- Danny Drinkwater
- Dave Azpilicueta
- David Louise
- Dross Barkley
- Eden Hazardous
- Emerson Lakeandpalmeri
- Frank Zappacosta
- Free-Kickos Alonso
- Gary Vkahill Blue
- Gonzalo Hugeain
- KepaThe Keeper
- Mateo Kevacic
- N’Golo Kanye
- Olivier GQ
- P-E-D-R-O
- Prince Jorginho
- Ruben Loftus-Bumcheek
- Secs Fabregash
- Tiémoué Bakayoko
- Victor Moseslawn
- Will.I.An
- Willy Cabaldero
Tottenham Hotseat[]
- Adele Alli
- BelJan Vertonghen
- Ben Davies (1993)
- Davinson Sánchez
- England's Rose
- Eric Dierrhea
- Erik Lame-ela
- Fernando Llorente
- Harry W*nks
- Hugoalkeeper Lloris
- Hurri-Kane MBE
- Kieran Road-Trippier
- Lucfast Moura
- Michelle Vroom
- Mousa Datbelly
- Mousse Sissoko
- Paulo Gazzzzzzaniga
- Serge Oreo
- Sony Eriksen
- Takeabow Son
- Toby Eldersquirrel
- Victor Ingonyama
Arsenal Fan TV FC[]
- Alex EMObi
- Alexandre Lacagoals
- Bernd Lenonecares
- Fresh Prince of Wel-Air
- Granit Xhaka Khan
- Hector Bellerina
- Henrikh Miki-is-Ryan
- L'Oreal Koscielny
- Lucas Toehairer
- Matteo Permdouzi
- Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial
- Mohamed ElTelNeny
- Nacho Monreal
- Petr the Czech
- Pierrrrre-Emerick Ibangyermam
- Rob Hohoholding
- Seat Kola-Kolasinac
- Shkodran Mustafa Cacki
- Socrates Papastathopoulos
- Stephan Lickedfrankesteiner
- Welsh Rambo
Manchild United[]
- Affairio Valencia
- Anderrrrr Herrera
- Anthony MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
- Chris Talling
- David De Saver
- Diogo Dalot
- Dirty Sanchez
- Eric Bailly
- Fredful
- Ghastly Tongue
- Jessie Lingard
- Lee Grunt
- Luke Shalways Injured
- Markos Badly Roho
- Marouanne Failaini
- Matteo Damian
- Midas Rashford
- Necromancer Matic
- Obi Wan-Bissaka
- Phace Jones
- Poor Pogba
- Romelu Lakaka
- Sergio Romero
- The Special Juan
- Victoria Tinderoff
Wolves Clube de Portugal[]
Everton[]
- Cenk Tosun
- Gylfi Sigurðsson
- Jordanosaurus-Rex Pickford
- Leighton Baines
- Lucas Ding-Dong
- Mason Colgate
- Michael Keane
- Phil Jagerbombielka
- Richarl£50n
- Séamus Coleman
- Th2-0 Walcott
- Yannicked Baller-asie
Leicester the Foxes[]
- Andy King
- Captain Morgan
- Casper Schmeichel Jnr
- Daniel Amartey
- Danny Simpson
- Danny Ward
- Demarai Gray
- Jamie's Come Fardy
- Kelechi Iheanacho
- Marc Albrighton
- Slabhead Maguire
- Wilfred Ndidi
West Hammers[]
- Aaron Cresswell
- Andriy Yarmokenco
- Andy Carrallwaysinjured
- Angelo Omgbonna
- Arnie Arnautovic
- BAdrian
- Felipe Anderson
- Jack Wheelchair
- Little Pea Hernandez
- Łukasz Fabiański
- Mark Noble
- Michail Antonio
- Pablo Zabtheletter
- Ryan Fredericks
WTFord[]
- Andre Gray
- Ben Foster
- Gerard Deulofeu
- Helen of Troy Deeney
- Hilario GKomes
- Isaac Success
- Orestis Carnezis
- Stefano Okaka
- Tom Not So Cleverley
- Will Hughes
Crystal Parish[]
- Andros Townsend
- Christian Bentanke
- Conor GetsonmyWickham
- James MaCantbreathe
- Jariohno he'saReidewald
- Jason Punch and Judy
- Jonny Williams
- Luka Milivojević
- Madman Sakho
- Max Meyer
- Patrick Van Arsehole
- Wales Hennessey,see?
- Wee Willy Zaha
- Wile Kouyate
Newcastle UAE[]
- Ayoze Pérez
- DeAndre Yedlin
- Jamaal Lacascelles
- Jonjo Voldemort
- Matt Richie
- Paul Dumb and Dummett
- Rob Elliot
- Salmonman Rondon
Jason Bournemouth[]
- Andrew Surman
- Ass-smear Begovich
- Callum Wilson
- David Brooks
- JerWillem Defoe
- Junior Stanislas
- Lewis Cook
- Nathan Aké
- Shaun MacDonald
- Simon Francis
- Steve Cook
- Tyrone Mings the Merciless
Brrrnley FC[]
Saintshampton[]
- Cédric Soares
- Fraser Forster
- Jannik Vestergaard
- Manolo Gabbiadini
- Maya Yoshida
- Nathan Redmond
- Oriol Romeu
- Rhianna LBertrand
- Stone Cold Charlie Austin
The Seagirls[]
- Anthony Knockaert
- Bastardo
- Bruno
- Dale Stephens
- Davy Pröpper
- Glenn Murray
- Lewis Dunk
- Matty Ryan
- Pascal Groß
- Shane Duffy
- Solly March
- Yves Bissouma
Cardiv City[]
Fulham City[]
Huddersfield Terryers[]
Managers[]
- Brendan the Elephant Seal (Leicester the Foxes)
- Chris Hooters (The Seagirls)
- Claude Puel (Leicester the Foxes)
- David WARgner (Huddersfield Terryers)
- Eddie Who (Jason Bournemouth)
- Javi Gracia (WTFord)
- Jose Moaninho (Manchild United)
- Marco Silva (Everton)
- Mauricio Pochettino-Turner (Tottenham Hotseat)
- Maurizio Ciggie (Chelsea Soccer Club)
- Neil Sullivan (Cardiv City)
- Nuno Espírito Santo (Wolves Clube de Portugal)
- Ole Gollum Solskjær (Manchild United)
- One-eye Emeryboard (Arsenal Fan TV FC)
- Pep, si? Guardiola (Manchester Sheikhy)
- Rafact Benitesh (Newcastle UAE)
- Sean Dyche (Brrrnley FC)
- Slavisa Jokanovic (Fulham City)
- Sparky Hughes (Saintshampton)
- Unwell Paleandgreeni (West Hammers)
- Woy Bodgson (Crystal Parish)
- Yougurn Klopp (Leavethepool)
Other Characters[]
- 2 guys
- 2 security guards
- Adam Johnson
- Adnan Janusigh
- Alan She-Ra
- Andre Marriner (referee)
- Andy Cole
- Andy Gray
- Andy WhatA-Tatey
- Angel Devil Di Maria (Paris Saint-Qatar player)
- Anthony Taylor (referee)
- Ant McPartlin
- Antoine 4G-Riezmann (Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid player)
- Antonio Contaly
- Arsey Whinger (Arsenal Fan TV FC former manager)
- Atom
- Aumar Hamilton (AFTV member)
- Beatrice Parnell
- Benjatopbin Pavard
- Björn Kuipers (referee)
- Bill Shankly
- Billy Wingrove
- Black Cat
- Black journalist
- Brian Cohen
- Bruce Buck
- Bruce Wayne
- Cai Zhenhua
- Carlos Chewbacca
- Cat
- Charlie Morgan
- CheekySport Dave
- Chewy Suarez (Barcelona player)
- Chubby Adam (Stoke Wet and Windy player)
- Claude Callegari (AFTV member)
- Clint Hill
- Conor McGregor
- Corine Remande
- Craig Pawson (referee)
- Cristiano Arrogantaldo (Old Lady player)
- Daniel Levil (Tottenham Hotseat chairman)
- Darren Ferguson (Peterborough manager)
- David Brent
- David Gold (West Hammers chairman)
- David Sullivan (West Hammers chairman)
- Dean Stobbart
- Demba Ba
- Diego Maradona
- Diego Simemoane (Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid manager)
- Divhead Moyes
- Ed Woodward (Manchild United chairman)
- Eva Carneiro
- Filbert Fox (Leicester the Foxes mascot)
- Francesco Totty (ASS Roamer former player)
- Garry Bale (Real Madrith player)
- Garth Brooks (singer)
- Garth Crooks (former footballer)
- Gary Neville The Devil
- Gerard Piqkira
- Giancarlo González
- Giannina Maradona
- Ghost
- Gigi Bouffant (Paris Saint-Qatar player)
- Gold Oscar
- Gully the Seagull (The Seagirls mascot)
- Harry the Hornet (WTFord mascot)
- Harvey Weinstein
- Humber
- Jack GrealEnglishIrish (Aston Sevilla player)
- JC
- Jeremy Lynch
- Jim Orange
- Joachim Löw
- Joe Chill
- Joey Beton
- John Moss (referee)
- journalist
- Julen Lopetegui (Real Madrith manager)
- Junior Veneersrus
- Karl Hargreaves
- Kenny Dalglish
- Kevin Friend (referee)
- Kevin NotJoeHart
- Khabib Nurmagomedov
- Kum Kum
- Kylian Mfloppé (Paris Saint-Qatar player)
- Lee Mason (referee)
- LFC fans
- Liam Gallagher
- Lionel Messigician (Barcelona player)
- LoIQgan Paul
- Louis van Harsh
- Man City Bus driver
- Mandy Cohen
- Man United fan
- Marco Ianni
- Marco Theratti (Paris Saint-Qatar player)
- Marcos 6thsensio (Real Madrith player)
- Marc-Andre Ter Sleepen (Barcelona player)
- Mark Goldfish (YouTuber)
- Markinyous (Paris Saint-Qatar player)
- Martin Atkinson (referee)
- Martha Wayne
- Martin Talker
- Mercedes Benzema
- Michael Oliver (referee)
- Mike Cashley (Newcastle UAE owner)
- Mike Dean (referee)
- Mike Myler
- Monty Magpie
- Mr DT (AFTV member)
- Natacha Van Honacker
- Nedum Onuoha
- Nile Ranger
- Noel Gallagher
- Notaxmar (Paris Saint-Qatar player)
- Not So Super Mario Balotelli
- officer
- Oscar Pistorius
- Ousmane Dempele (Barcelona player)
- Paddy Kenny
- Paulo Dyballer (Old Lady player)
- Paul Mitchell (Birmingham City fan)
- Peter Schmeichel
- Peter Shield-on
- Phil Coutinyho
- Policeman
- Prawn Wright-Philipps
- Prince Philip
- Raphaël Caravan
- reporter (voice)
- Richard Keys
- Robbie Fowler
- Robbie Lyle (AFTV member)
- Robert Lewangoalski
- Roberto Mancini
- Roberto Martinez (Brillgium manager)
- Roman Imveryrich (Chelsea Soccer Club owner)
- Sam Dunscombe
- Savewell Neuer
- Schlong Terry
- Sergio Redos (Real Madrith player)
- Shahid Khan
- Shane Dawson
- Sheiky Mansour
- Sir Alex Whiskey-nose
- Sir Bobby Charlton
- Skeletor Cavani (Paris Saint-Qatar player)
- Stevie Wellard
- steward
- Swan Anthony MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLL! (Anthony MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLL! son)
- Terry the Terrier (Huddersfield Terryers mascot)
- The Coon
- Thanos
- Thomasshole Müller (FC Buyern Monstermunchen player)
- Thomas Tuchrap
- Thomas Wayne
- Thorgan Hazardous (Borussia Monchengladcack player)
- Tibo Caughtout (Chelsea Soccer Club former player)
- Tommy Robinson
- Tryiton Giggs
- Ty (AFTV member)
- Velma Dinkley
- Vicki-Vale Sparks
- Vinred Tan (Cardiv City owner)
- Woman
- Youtube guy
- Zinheadine Zidane (Real Madrith former manager)
- Zlatan Egohimovic (LA Galax-Z player)
Trivia[]
- Cardiv City had the least amount of players that appeared this season, as only Junior Hoilett appeared.
- The sponsors for this season were.
- 115 for Manchester Sheikhy.
- Broke 打石皮 for Huddersfield Terryers.
- Cavrolet for Manchild United.
- Daftbet for Fulham City.
- DIY Army for Tottenham Hotseat.
- Don't Visit Cardiff for Cardiv City.
- Dychlex for Brrrnley FC.
- 'Emorrhoids for Ar2enal.
- Flower Power for Leicester the Foxes.
- Funds for Newcastle UAE.
- FxPro for WTFord.
- L38 for Wolves Clube de Portugal.
- ManBentX for Crystal Parish.
- Mancienne for Jason Bournemouth.
- SportPeas for Everton.
- Standard Champions for Leavethepool.
- Virgil Media OMG for Saintshampton.
- Welbeck Express for The Seagirls.
- Westhamway for West Hammers.
- And Yokolampa for Chelsea Soccer Club.
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