Tottenange Hotspur is a BorEnglish club playing in the Premier Inn League.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
The current badge is a ball with manager Ange Postecoglou doubled over in despair after Tottenham's 1-1 draw at Leicester.
Names[]
The club's first name, Tottenham Hotseat is just a pun.
The second name, Tottenham Hotform is because they were very good between 2016 and 2018.
In 2018, the name was changed to Spurssssshhhhh, a reference to Hurri-Kane's lisp.
In 2023, the name was briefly and unofficially changed to Tottenham Heungspur, a reference to captain Takeabow Son.
Its last name, Tottendan Hotspur, is a reference to chairman Daniel Levil.
Its current name, Tottenange Hotspur, is a reference to manager Ange Postecoglou.
History[]
- Tottendan Hotspur's first name was Tottenham Hotform and had a normal season in the Premier League 2013/14. In the Premier League 2014/15, Daniel Levil kept sacking managers until Mauricio Pochettino-Turner was hired. Since Pochettino-Turner's sacking in 2019, Levil seems to have returned to his old ways of sacking managers.
- Tottendan Hotspur first appeared in 🐳GARETH BALE AS BATMAN🐳 by 442oons (Real Madrid football cartoon)
Squads[]
| Name | National Team | Number | Position |
|---|---|---|---|
| Guglielmo Vicario | Greataly | 1 | GK |
| Sergio Reguilon | Espaniel | 3 | LB |
| Radu Drăgușin | Transylromania | 6 | CB |
| Takeabow Son (captain) | South Korea | 7 | LW |
| Yves Bissouma | Mali | 8 | CDM |
| Richarlison | Badzil | 9 | ST |
| James Maddison (VC) | BorEngland | 10 | CAM |
| Destiny Udogie | Greataly | 13 | LWB |
| Archie Gray | BorEngland | 14 | CM |
| Lucas Bergvall | Zweden | 15 | CM |
| Timo Turner (on loan from RB Leipzig) | OMGermany | 16 | ST |
| George.A Romero (VC) | Handballgentina | 17 | CB |
| Dominication Solanke | BorEngland | 19 | ST |
| Fraser Forster | BorEngland | 20 | GK |
| Dejan Cluedosevski | Zweden | 21 | RW |
| Brennan Johnson | Bales | 22 | RW |
| Pedro Porro | Espaniel | 23 | RWB |
| Djed Spence | BorEngland | 24 | RWB |
| Wilson Odobert | Varance | 28 | LW |
| Pape Matar Sarr | Manegal | 29 | CDM |
| Rodrigo Bentencur | Urucry | 30 | CM |
| Ben Davies | Bales | 33 | LB |
| Micky van de Ven | The Netherlands | 37 | CB |
| Brandon Austin | BorEngland | 40 | GK |
| Alfie Whiteman | BorEngland | 41 | GK |
Out on loan[]
| Name | National Team | Number | Position | Loaned To |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pierre-Emile Højbjerg | Bendtmark | 5 | CDM | Loaned to Olympique Marsgivepenaltiesaweille |
| Bryan Gil | Espaniel | 11 | LW | Loaned to Girona Futbol Club |
| Manor Solomon | Israel | 27 | AM | Loaned to Leeds |
| Ashley Philips | BorEngland | 35 | CB | Loaned to Stoke Wet and Windy |
| Alejo Véliz | Handballgentina | 36 | ST | Loaned to Espanlol |
| Dane Scarlett | BorEngland | 44 | FW | Loaned to Oxford United |
| Alfie Devine | BorEngland | 45 | AM | Loaned to Westerlo |
Managers[]
- Judas Graham (1998-2001)
- Glen Twoddle (2001-2003)
- David Defeat (2003-2004)
- Jacques Thrirtini (2004)
- Lasagne Jol (2004-2007)
- Juan Trophy Ramos (2007-2008)
- Arry Redknee (2008-2012)
- André Villas-Boas (2012-2013)
- Dim Tim Sherwhat (2013-2014)
- Mauricio Pochettino-Turner (2014-2019)
- Jose Moaninho (2019-2021)
- Ryan Mason [interim] (2021)
- Nuno Espírito Santo (2021)
- Antonio Contaly (2021-2023)
- Cristian Stellini [interim] (2023)
- Ryan Mason [interim] (2023)
- Ange Postecoglou (2023-Present)
Trivia[]
- Their old name, DIY Army, was the name of Mate, their current sponsor, from 2015 to 2024.
Gallery[]
Spurssssshhhhh lose 2-1 to Inter Mulan in the UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League 2018/19 group stage
Hugoalkeeper Lloris' profile
Toby Eldersquirrel's profile
BelJan Vertonghen's profile
Davinson Sánchez's profile
Daniel Levil and Mauricio Pochettino-Turner discuss with Skyle Walker about his wages. He soon after left fot Manchester Sheiky (now Moneychester Sheiky)
The players celebrate Victor Ingonyama's winner against Crystal Pardew (now Crystal Palose)
Levil, Hurri-Kane and Pochettino-Turner announce the signing of Toby Eldersquirrel from Atletthemhavetheballico Madrid (now Atletijoao Madrid) following his successful loan spell at Saintshampton
Kane, Adele Alli and Takeabow Son celebrate their 3-1 victory over Chelsea FC (now Chelsea Soccer Club)
Levil stands next to his long list of Tottenham bosses