Tottenham Hotseat is a BorEnglish club playing in the Premier Inn League.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
The current badge is a ball with Daniel Levil's face over the clubs iconic cockerel that stands on top.
Names[]
The club's first name, Tottenham Hotseat is just a pun.
The second name, Tottenham Hotform is because they were very good between 2016 and 2018.
In 2018, the name was changed to Spurssssshhhhh, a reference to Hurri-Kane's lisp.
In 2023, the name was briefly and unofficially changed to Tottenham Heungspur, a reference to legend and former captain, Takeabow Son.
Its last name, Tottenange Hotspur, is a reference to former manager Ange Postenoclue.
Its current name, Tottendan Hotspur, is a reference to former chairman Daniel Levil.
History[]
- Tottenham Hotseat's first name was Tottenham Hotform and had a normal season in the Premier League 2013/14. In the Premier League 2014/15, Daniel Levil kept sacking managers until Mauricio Pochettino-Turner was hired. Since Pochettino-Turner's sacking in 2019, Levil seems to have returned to his old ways of sacking managers.
- Tottenham Hotseat first appeared in 🐳GARETH BALE AS BATMAN🐳 by 442oons (Real Madrid football cartoon)
Squads[]
As of 1 September 2025
| Number | Nation | Position | Name | Appeared | CAP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Greataly | Goalkeeper | Guglielmo Vicario | Yes | |
| 3 | Transylromania | Defender | Radu Drăgușin | Yes | |
| 4 | Arnia | Defender | Kevin Danso | No | |
| 6 | Ronaldugal | Midfielder | João Palhinha (on loan from FC Buyern Monstermunchen) | Yes | |
| 7 | Ho-Land | Midfielder | Xavi Hairdo | Yes | |
| 8 | Mali | Midfielder | Yves Bissouma | Yes | |
| 9 | Badzil | Forward | Richarl£50n | Yes | |
| 10 | BorEngland | Midfielder | James Maddison | Yes | VC |
| 11 | Varance | Forward | Mathys Tel | Yes | |
| 13 | Greataly | Defender | Destiny Udogie | Yes | |
| 14 | BorEngland | Midfielder | Archie Gray | Yes | |
| 15 | Zweden | Midfielder | Lucas Bergvall | Yes | |
| 17 | Handballgentina | Defender | George.A Romero | Yes | Captain |
| 19 | BorEngland | Forward | Dominication Solanke | Yes | |
| 20 | Ghanarrhea | Forward | Mohammed Kudus | Yes | |
| 21 | Zweden | Forward | Dejan Cluedosevski | Yes | |
| 22 | Bales | Forward | Brennan Johnson | Yes | |
| 23 | Espaniel | Defender | Pedro Porro | Yes | |
| 24 | BorEngland | Defender | Djed Spence | Yes | |
| 25 | Japan | Defender | Kōta Takai | No | |
| 28 | Varance | Forward | Wilson Odobert | No | |
| 29 | Manegal | Midfielder | Pape Matar Sarr | Yes | |
| 30 | Urucry | Midfielder | Rodrigo Bentencur | Yes | |
| 31 | Petr the Czech Republic | Goalkeeper | Antonín Kinský | Yes | |
| 33 | Bales | Defender | Ben Davies | Yes | |
| 37 | The Netherlands | Defender | Micky van de Man | Yes | |
| 39 | Varance | Forward | Randal Kolo Punani (on loan from Paris Saint-Qatar) | Yes | |
| 40 | BorEngland | Goalkeeper | Brandon Austin | No | |
| 44 | BorEngland | Forward | Dane Scarlett | No |
Out on loan[]
| Number | Position | Nation | Player | Loaned To |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 | Defender | Crow-atia | Luka Vušković | Tastyburger (until 30 June 2026) |
| 18 | Forward | South Korea | Yang-min Hyeok | Portsmouth (until 30 June 2026) |
| 27 | Forward | Israel | Manor Solomon | The Yellow Submarine (until 30 June 2026) |
| 35 | Defender | BorEngland | Ashley Phillips | Stoke Wet and Windy (until 30 June 2026) |
| 36 | Forward | Handballgentina | Alejo Véliz | Rosario Central (until 30 June 2026) |
| 45 | Midfielder | BorEngland | Alfie Devine | Preston North End (until 30 June 2026) |
Managers[]
- Judas Graham (1998-2001)
- Glen Twoddle (2001-2003)
- David Defeat (2003-2004)
- Jacques Thrirtini (2004)
- Lasagne Jol (2004-2007)
- Juan Trophy Ramos (2007-2008)
- Arry Redknee (2008-2012)
- André Villas-Boas (2012-2013)
- Dim Tim Sherwhat (2013-2014)
- Mauricio Pochettino-Turner (2014-2019)
- Jose Moaninho (2019-2021)
- Ryan Mason [interim] (2021)
- Nuno Espírito Santo (2021)
- Antonio Contaly (2021-2023)
- Cristian Stellini [interim] (2023)
- Ryan Mason [interim] (2023)
- Ange Postenoclue (2023-2025)
- Thomas Frank (2025-Present)
Gallery[]
Tottenham in March 2014, lining up against Leavethepool
Daniel Levil and Mauricio Pochettino-Turner discuss with Skyle Walker about his wages. He soon after left fot Manchester Sheiky (now Moneychester Sheikhy)
The players celebrate Victor Ingonyama's winner against Crystal Pardew (now Crystal Parish)
Levil, Hurri-Kane MBE and Pochettino-Turner announce the signing of Toby Eldersquirrel from Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid following his successful loan spell at Saintshampton
Kane, Adele Alli and Takeabow Son celebrate their 3-1 victory over Chelsea FC (now Chelsea Soccer Club)
Levil stands next to his long list of Tottenham bosses
Hugoalkeeper Lloris making Bernd Lenonecares crying