- "Sorry Mikel, not our "fugging" problem!"
– Todd Boehly tried to apologize Mikel Arteta bin Laden that the refund are not Chelsea Soccer Club problem.
- "Hey, Kai Havertz! It's the Chelsea transfer bus to the 🎵 SAUDI PRO LEAGUE! 🎵"
– Todd Boehly attempting to transfer Kai Havertz to Saudi
- "I'll be safe and warm (and a lot richer) if I stuck to LA."
– This is featured in the ⚡️LEAO RUN!⚡️CUCURELLA MISS! The Song! (Chelsea vs Real Madrid | Napoli vs Ac Milan Goals Highlights video, followed up by Graham Potter and Thomas Tuchrap singing: "Should have stuck to LA!"
- "Frickin’ A!"
– Todd Boehly
- "Oh, phooey."
– Todd Boehly
- "You freaking dumbasses!"
– Todd Boehly
- "Potato, potarto."
– Todd Boehly
- "Hey, four-hundred and forty-two oons."
– Turd Boehly to Dean Stobbart
Turd Boehly is an American businessman who owns Chelsea Soccer Club and Strasbourg.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
Boehly has grey hair and is often seen with sunglasses on. He face is on the head of a lion on the Chelsea Soccer Club badge
Personality[]
He is often portrayed as knowing nothing about football, which can be noticed by the fact that he tries to play 443, a formation which is impossible to use as it would involve 11 outfield players. Because of his very poor ball knowledge, He is often seen holding a book entitled Football for Newbs. He calls football soccer which is a reference to him being American, He also likes to copy reactions and singing lyrics from other people, such as "A player decided to sign Saudi Pro League instead of sign a new contract" firstly seen at 💰Transfer Market: Messi, Benzema, Kante & more!💰, and singing "Saudi Pro League" from Cristiano Arrogantaldo.
History[]
He took over as the owner of Chelsea on 20 June 2022
Interactions[]
Trivia[]
- He can be seen at Fabrizio Romano's player clearance auction either buying players or shipping players off to the Saudi Pro League
- Dean Stobbart ranked Boehly as his eighth favorite character.
- He is known for having no football knowledge and signing players all the time.
