Tournament progress[]
Group stage[]
Group A[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | RM | PSG | SHK | MAL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Real Madrith | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 19 | 3 | +16 | 16 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 1–0 | 4–0 | 8–0 | |
| 2 | Paris Saint-Qatar | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 1 | +11 | 13 | 0–0 | — | 2–0 | 2–0 | ||
| 3 | Shakhtar Donetsk | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 14 | −7 | 3 | Transfer to Europa League | 3–4 | 0–3 | — | 4–0 | |
| 4 | FFS Malmo | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 21 | −20 | 3 | 0–2 | 0–5 | 1–0 | — |
Source: UEFA
Group B[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | WOL | PSV | MU | CSM | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wolvesburger | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 6 | +3 | 12 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 2–0 | 3–2 | 1–0 | |
| 2 | PSIV (For The Players) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 7 | +1 | 10 | 2–0 | — | 2–1 | 2–1 | ||
| 3 | Manchild United | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 8 | Transfer to Europa League | 2–1 | 0–0 | — | 1–0 | |
| 4 | CSKA Moscow | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 9 | −4 | 4 | 0–2 | 3–2 | 1–1 | — |
Source: UEFA
Group C[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | ATL | BEN | GAL | AST | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 3 | +8 | 13 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 1–2 | 2–0 | 4–0 | |
| 2 | Ben10fica | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 8 | +2 | 10 | 1–2 | — | 2–1 | 2–0 | ||
| 3 | George Gallotsaway | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 10 | −4 | 5 | Transfer to Europa League | 0–2 | 2–1 | — | 1–1 | |
| 4 | Astana | 6 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 11 | −6 | 4 | 0–0 | 2–2 | 2–2 | — |
Source: UEFA
Group D[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | MC | JUV | SEV | MON | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Manchild United | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 8 | +4 | 12 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 1–2 | 2–1 | 4–2 | |
| 2 | Old lady | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 3 | +3 | 11 | 1–0 | — | 2–0 | 0–0 | ||
| 3 | See, Villa? | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 8 | 11 | −3 | 6 | Transfer to Europa League | 1–3 | 1–0 | — | 3–0 | |
| 4 | Borussia Monchengladcack | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 8 | 12 | −4 | 5 | 1–2 | 1–1 | 4–2 | — |
Source: UEFA
Group E[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | BAR | ASR | BL | BTE | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Barcelona | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 15 | 4 | +11 | 14 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 6–1 | 2–1 | 3–0 | |
| 2 | ASS Roamer | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 11 | 16 | −5 | 6 | 1–1 | — | 3–2 | 0–0 | ||
| 3 | Better than Bayer(n) Leverkusen | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 13 | 12 | +1 | 6 | Transfer to Europa League | 1–1 | 4–4 | — | 4–1 | |
| 4 | BATE Borisov | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 12 | −7 | 5 | 0–2 | 3–2 | 1–1 | — |
Source: UEFA
Group F[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | BAY | ARS | OLY | DZ | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bayern Munich | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 3 | +16 | 15 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 5–1 | 4–0 | 5–0 | |
| 2 | Arsenal FC | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 10 | +2 | 9 | 2–0 | — | 2–3 | 3–0 | ||
| 3 | Olamepiacos | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 13 | −7 | 9 | Transfer to Europa League | 0–3 | 0–3 | — | 2–1 | |
| 4 | Nineamo Zagreb | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 14 | −11 | 3 | 0–2 | 2–1 | 0–1 | — |
Source: UEFA
Group G[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | CHE | DK | POR | MTA | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chelsea FC | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 3 | +10 | 13 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 2–1 | 2–0 | 4–0 | |
| 2 | Dynamo Kyiv | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 4 | +4 | 11 | 0–0 | — | 2–2 | 1–0 | ||
| 3 | Pothole | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 8 | +1 | 10 | Transfer to Europa League | 2–1 | 0–2 | — | 2–0 | |
| 4 | Mashabbi Tel Aviv | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 16 | −15 | 0 | 0–4 | 0–2 | 1–3 | — |
Source: UEFA
Group H[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | ZEN | GNT | VAL | OL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Avengers St Petersburg | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 6 | +7 | 15 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 2–1 | 2–0 | 3–1 | |
| 2 | K.a.a. gents | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 7 | +1 | 10 | 2–1 | — | 1–0 | 1–1 | ||
| 3 | Valancedere | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 9 | −4 | 6 | Transfer to Europa League | 2–3 | 2–1 | — | 0–2 | |
| 4 | Pique Lyonnais | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 9 | −4 | 4 | 0–2 | 1–2 | 0–1 | — |
Knockout stage[]
Round of 16[]
The draw for the round of 16 was held on 14 December 2015.[34][35] The first legs were played on 16, 17, 23 and 24 February, and the second legs were played on 8, 9, 15 and 16 March 2016.
| Team 1 | Agg. | Team 2 | 1st leg | 2nd leg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| KAA Gents | 2–4 | Wolvesburger | 2–3 | 0–1 |
| ASS Roamer | 0–4 | Real Madrith | 0–2 | 0–2 |
| Paris Saint-Zlatan | 4–2 | Chelsea Guus Company | 2–1 | 2–1 |
| Arsene FC | 1–5 | Bancelona | 0–2 | 1–3 |
| Old Lady | 4–6 | Bayern Munchausen | 2–2 | 2–4 (a.e.t.) |
| PeeSV | 0–0 (7–8 p) | Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid | 0–0 | 0–0 (a.e.t.) |
| Ben10fica | 3–1 | Avengers Saint Petesburg | 1–0 | 2–1 |
| FFC Gothenburg | 1–3 | MCFCUAE | 1–3 | 0–0 |
Quarter-finals[]
The draw for the quarter-finals was held on 18 March 2016. The first legs were played on 5 and 6 April, and the second legs were played on 12 and 13 April 2016.
| Team 1 | Agg. | Team 2 | 1st leg | 2nd leg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wolvesburger | 2–3 | Real Madrith | 2–0 | 0–3 |
| Bayern Munchausen | 3–2 | Ben10fica | 1–0 | 2–2 |
| Bancelona | 2–3 | Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid | 2–1 | 0–2 |
| Paris Saint-Zlatan | 2–3 | MCFCUAE | 2–2 | 0–1 |
Semi-finals[]
The draw for the semi-finals was held on 15 April 2016. The first legs were played on 26 and 27 April, and the second legs were played on 3 and 4 May 2016.
| Team 1 | Agg. | Team 2 | 1st leg | 2nd leg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| MCFCUAE | 0–1 | Real Madrith | 0–0 | 0–1 |
| Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid | 2–2 (a) | Bayern Munchausen | 1–0 | 1–2 |
The Final[]
Main article: 2016 UEFA Champions League Final
The final was played on 28 May 2016 at the San Siro in Milan, Italy. The "home" team (for administrative purposes) was determined by an additional draw held after the semi-final draw.
| Mulan 28 may2016, 20:45 CEST |
Real Madrith | 1 – 1 (d.t.s.) |
Atlethemhavetheballico Madrid | Stadio Giuseppe Meazza (71 942[7] spett.){| | Refree: | Mark Clattenburg |
|- | colspan="5" |
| S. Redos 15’ | Scorers | 79’ Carrasco |
|
L. Vagquest |
Penalty shouts 5 – 3 |
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Players[]
Real Modrid[]
- Marcelo (1988)
- Peperedcarde
- Tiny Carvajal
- Hamish Rodneyguez
- Rafael Caravan
- Mercedes Benzema
- Garry Bale
- Cristiano Arrogantaldo
- Nacho Fernandez
- Key-lord Navas
- Sergio Redos
- Toni Tom Kroos
- Isgo
- Lucroat Modrić
- George-Lucas Vagquest
Atletikoke Madrid[]
- Fernando Torrid
- SafeJands Oblak
- JuanFranMan
- Felipe Luisaleftback
- Gabby Logan
- Sowl Ñíguez
- Koke-Cola
- Antoine 4G-Riezmann
- Jose Gimpenez
- Diego Godean
FC Buyern Monstermunchen[]
- Thomasshole Muller
- Ohilooksosilly Benatia
- Jeronimo Boateng
- Robert Lewanogoalski
- Mario Goatze
- Philip Lamb
- Arjen Robin
- Savewell Neuer
- David Ali Baba
- Thebetterlooking Costa
- RTAro Vidal
- Xabi Irunslow
- Franck Riberteeth
- Thiago Alcantraitor
- Juan Bernat
Moneychester Sheikhy[]
- Vinjury Kompany
- Joe Hairt
- Sergio AGUEROOOOOO!
- Sheiky Mansour
- Samir Nasty
- Snakean Delph
- Yaya Tankoure
- Rah££m Loves St£rling
- Willy Big-Bonedy
- Long John David Silver
- Joe Mangala
- Fernandinhold
- Jesus of Navasreth
- Kev De Bluene
- Fernandoh
- Fernandinhold
- Nicolas Ottermandi
Barcelever[]
- Chewy Suarez
- Notaxmar
- Lionel Messigician
- Marc-Andre Ter Sleepen
- Jessica Alba
- Ivan Raketits
- Javier Rascherano
- Gerard Piqkira
- Johnny Bravo
- Andres Inhexcellent
- Dani Elvis
- Sergio Buckets
Wolvesburger[]
Paris Saint-Qatar[]
- Zlatan Egohimovic
- David Louise
- Thiowngoal Silva
- Angel Devil Di Maria
- Skeletor Cavani
- Kevin Trappjaw
- Serge Oreo
- Salvatore Sirigu
- She-Rabiot
Zenit[]
PSIV (For The Players)[]
Chelsea Soccer Club[]
- Secs Fabregash
- Diego Costly-Coffee (player)
- Ramires
- Schlong Terry
- Gary Vkahill Blue
- Will.I.An
- P-E-D-R-O
- Eden Hazardous
- Tibo Caughtout
- Bernieslaven Ivanitch
- Failcow
- Ass-smear Begovich
- John Obi Wan Kenobi
Old Lady[]
Arsenal Fan TV FC[]
- Jack Wheelchair
- Dimwit Ohspina
- Alex Oxeleonardo Chamberlain
- Nacho Monreal
- Maurice Gibbs
- Dirty Sanchez
- Petr the Czech
- Olivier GQ
- L'Oreal Koscielny
- Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial
- Fresh Prince of Wel-Air
- Santa Cazorla
- Welsh Rambo
- Th2-0 Walcott
- Hector Bellerina
- Gabrielle
- Mathieu Flameni
ASS Roamer[]
Ben10fica[]
FC Porthole[]
Olamepiacos[]
Mountchester United[]
- Anderrrrr Herrera
- The Special Juan
- Sergio Romero
- Anthony MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
- David De Saver
- Ghastly Tongue
- Matteo Damian
- Chris Talling
- Marouanne Failaini
- Phace Jones
- Wayne The Ogre
- Memphis the Pie
- Luke Shalways Injured
Vicki Valencia[]
FFS Malmö[]
Mashabbi Tel Aviv[]
Managers[]
- Jose Moaninho (Chelsea Soccer Club manager)
- Louis van Harsh (Mountchester United manager)
- Diego Simemoane (Atletikoke Madrid manager)
- Arsey Whinger (Arsenal Fan TV FC manager)
- Unwell Paleandgreeni (Moneychester Sheikhy manager)
- Rafact Benitesh (Real Modrid manager)
- Guus Hiddink (Chelsea Soccer Club manager)
- Pep, si? Guardiola (FC Buyern Monstermunchen manager)
- Zinheadine Zidane (Real Modrid manager)
- Phillip Cocu (PSIV (For The Players) manager)
- Laurent Blanc (Paris Saint-Qatar manager)
- Luis Enrique (Barcelever manager)
Other Characters[]
- Eva Carneiro (Chelsea Soccer Club physio)
- Roman Imveryrich (Chelsea Soccer Club owner)
- Tryiton Giggs (Mountchester United assistant manager)
- The Old lady (Old Lady mascot)
- Ordinary Referee
- Beppe Marotta
- Black haired referee
- Boris Johnson
- Flappy Bird
- Rylan Clark
- Spiky-haired referee
- Divhead Moyes (manager)
- Gary Neville The Devil (commentator)
- Super Van (Fenerbahçe player)
- Little Pea Hernandez (Patrik Leverkusen player)
- JC (commentator)
- Stevie Wellard (LA Galax-Z player)
- Sir Bobby Charlton (Former Mountchester United player)
- Dean Stobbart
- Chicken Kiev (Dynamo Kyiv mascot)
- Wolfi (Wolvesburger mascot)
- Roy Meane (former Ajax Reunited player)
- Ed Sheeran (singer)
- Wahida Djebbara
- Little Valbuena (Olympique Mayonnais player)
- Gunnersaurus (Arsenal Fan TV FC mascot)
- Major Vainquer (William Vainquere kid)
- Vaniquer's kids
- Darren Fletcher (1972) (commentator)
- Steve McManomanomanoman (commentator)
- Carlo Eyebrowcelotti (former Real Madrith manager)
- random guy
- Leo DiCaprio (actor)
- Referee's wife
- Michel Platini (FIFARCE administrator)
- Didier Drogba (Montreal Impact player)
- Noel Gallagher (singer)
- Cüneyt Çakır (referee)
- Gary Beswick (referee)
- Serkan Ok (referee)
- John Mothson (commentator)
- Sheiky Mansour (Manchester Sheikhy owner)
- Cristiano Arrogantaldo Jr
- El nino
- lawyer
- René Higuita (Al-Nassr manager)
Trivia[]
Gallery[]
