Tournament progress[]
Group stage[]
Group A[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | PSG | ARS | LUD | BAS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Arsenal FC | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 5 | +6 | 14 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 1–1 | 2-2 | 3–0 |
| 2 | PSG | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 5 | +9 | 12 | 2–2 | — | 6–0 | 2–0 | |
| 3 | Ludogorets Razgrad | 6 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 13 | −9 | 3 | Transfer to Europa League | 1–3 | 2–3 | — | 0–0 |
| 4 | Basel | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 8 | −6 | 2 | 1–2 | 1-4 | 1–1 | — |
Source: UEFA
(A); Advance to a further round; (E); Eliminated; (Q); Qualified to phase indicated.
Group B[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | NAP | BEN | BES | DK | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Napoli | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 8 | +3 | 11 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 4–2 | 2–3 | 0–0 | |
| 2 | Benfica | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 8 | 1–2 | — | 1–1 | 1–0 | ||
| 3 | Besiktas | 6 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 14 | −5 | 7 | Transfer to Europa League | 1–1 | 3–3 | — | 1–1 | |
| 4 | Dynamo Kyiv | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 8 | 6 | +2 | 5 | 1–2 | 0–2 | 6–0 | — |
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Group C[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | BAR | MC | MGL | CEL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Barcelona | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 4 | +12 | 15 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 4-0 | 4-0 | 7–0 |
| 2 | Manchester City | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 9 | +2 | 9 | 3–1 | - | 4–0 | 1-1 | |
| 3 | Borussia Monchengladbach | 6 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 8 | −3 | 5 | Transfer to Europa League | 1–2 | 1–1 | — | 1–1 |
| 4 | Celtic | 6 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 15 | −11 | 3 | 0–2 | 3–3 | 0–2 | — |
Source: UEFA
(A) Advance to a further round; (E) Eliminated; (Q) Qualified to the phase indicated.
Group D[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | ATL | BMU | ROS | PSV |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Atlético Madrid | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 1 | +6 | 15 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 1-0 | 2–1 | 2–0 |
| 2 | Bayern Munich | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 6 | +7 | 12 |
1-0[] |
— | 5–0 | 4–1 | |
| 3 | FFS Rostov | 6 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 12 | −6 | 4 | Transfer to Europa League | 0–1 | 3–2 | — | 2–2 |
| 4 | PSV | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 11 | −7 | 2 | 0–1 | 1–2 | 0-0 | — |
Source: UEFA
(A) Advance to a further round; (E) Eliminated; (Q); qualified to phase indicated.
Group E[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | MON | BL | TOT | CSK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | AS Monaco | 5 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 4 | +5 | 11 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 1–1 | 2–1 | 3–0 |
| 2 | Bayer Leverkusen | 5 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 10 | 7 Dec | — | 0–0 | 2–2 | |
| 3 | Tottenham Hotspur | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 5 | −2 | 7 | Transfer to Europa League | 1–2 | 0–1 | — | 7 Dec |
| 4 | CSKA Moscow | 5 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 8 | −4 | 3 | 1–1 | 1–1 | 0–1 | — |
Source: UEFA
(A) Advance to a further round; (E) Eliminated; (Q) Qualified to phase indicated.
Group F[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | DOR | RM | SCP | LEG |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Borussia Dortmund | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 19 | 7 | +12 | 14 | Advance to knockout phase | - | 2-2 | 1-0 | 8-4 |
| 2 | Real Madrid | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 8 | +6 | 12 | 2-2 | - | 2-1 | 5-1 | |
| 3 | Legia Warsaw | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 7 | −2 | 4 | Transfer to Europa League | 0-6 | 3-3 | 1-0 | - |
| 4 | Sporting CP | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 24 | −16 | 3 | 1-2 | 1-2 | - | 2-0 |
Source: UEFA
(A) Advance to a further round; (Q) Qualified to phase indicated; (E) Eliminated.
Group G[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | LC | POR | COP | CLU |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Leicester City | 6 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 1 | +6 | 13 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 1–0 | 1–0 | 2–1 |
| 2 | FC Porto | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 3 | +1 | 11 |
5-0[] |
— | 1–1 | 1–0 | |
| 3 | Copenhagen | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 2 | +3 | 9 | Transfer to Europa League | 0–0 | 0–0 | — | 4–0 |
| 4 | Club Brugge | 6 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 12 | −10 | 0 | 0–3 | 1–2 | 7 Dec | — |
Source: UEFA
(A) Advance to a further round; (E) Eliminated; (Q) Qualified to phase indicated
Group H[]
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification | JUV | SEV | OL | DZ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Juventus | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 2 | +7 | 14 | Advance to knockout phase | — | 0–0 | 1–1 | 2-0 |
| 2 | Sevilla | 6 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 3 | +4 | 11 | 1–3 | — | 1–0 | 4–0 | |
| 3 | Lyon | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 | +2 | 8 | Transfer to Europa League | 0–1 | 7 Dec | — | 3–0 |
| 4 | Dinamo Zagreb | 6 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 13 | −13 | 0 | 0–4 | 0–1 | 0–1 | — |
Knockout stage[]
| Team 1 | Agg. | Team 2 | 1st leg | 2nd leg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Manchester City | 6–6 (a) | Monaco | 5–3 | 1–3 |
| Real Madrid | 6–2 | SSC Napoli | 3–1 | 3–1 |
| Benfica | 1–4 | Borussia Dortmund | 1–0 | 0–4 |
| Bayern Munich | 10–2 | Arsenal | 5–1 | 5–1 |
| Porto | 0–3 | Juventus | 0–2 | 0–1 |
| Bayer Leverkusen | 2–4 | Atlético Madrid | 2–4 | 0–0 |
| PSG | 5–6 | Barcelona | 4–0 | 1–6 |
| Sevilla | 2–3 | Leicester City | 2–1 | 0–2 |
Quarter-finals[]
The draw for the quarter-finals will be held on 17 March 2017. The first legs will be played on 11 and 12 April, and the second legs will be played on 18 and 19 April 2017.
| Team 1 | Agg. | Team 2 | 1st leg | 2nd leg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Atlético Madrid | 2–1 | Leicester City | 1–0 | 1–1 |
| Borussia Dortmund | 3–6 | Monaco | 2–3 | 1–3 |
| Bayern Munich | 3–6 | Real Madrid | 1–2 | 2–4 |
| Juventus | 3–0 | Barcelona | 3–0 | 0–0 |
Semi-finals[]
The draw for the semi-finals will be held on 21 April 2017. The first legs will played on 2 and 3 May, and the second legs will be played on 9 and 10 May 2017.
| Team 1 | Agg. | Team 2 | 1st leg | 2nd leg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madrid | 4–2 | Atlético Madrid | 3–0 | 1–2 |
| Monaco | 1–4 | Juventus | 0–2 | 1–2 |
Final[]
Main article: 2017 UEFA Champions League Final
The final will be played on 3 June 2017 at Millennium Stadium in Cardiff, Wales. The "home" team (for administrative purposes) will be determined by an additional draw held after the semi-final draw.
| 3 June 2017
19:45 BST |
| Juventus | 1–4 | Real Madrid |
|---|---|---|
| 27' OMG Mandzukic | Cristiano Ronaldo 20' 64' | |
| 84' CUADRADO FIGHT (RED CARD) | Casemiro 61' | |
| Marcos As-and-show 90' |
| Millennium Stadium, Cardiff |
Players[]
Real Modrid[]
- Cristiano Arabonaldo
- Garry Bale
- Mercedes Benzema
- Tiny Carvajal
- Hamish Rodriguez
- Sergio Redos
- Key-lord Navas
- Peperedcarde
- Rafael Caravan
- George-Lucas Vagquest
- Lucroat Modrić
- Toni Tom Kroos
- Tiny Carvajal
- Alvara Moratahahaha
- Isgo
- Nacho Fernandez
- Marcelo (1988)
- Casemiro
- Marcos 6thsensio
Old Lady[]
- Gigi Bouffant
- Judasardo Bosnakci
- Pileofjuan Cuadrado
- Gonzalo Hugeain
- Patrice Whatevra
- Dani Elvis
- Moise Kean
- Wario Wandzukic
- Ohilooksosilly Benatia
- Giorgio Chiellinguine
- Paulo Dyballer
- DJ Khaledira
- Ale Jandro
- Andrea Baldagli
- Claudio Marcboohissio
Atlétikoke Madrid[]
- Carrasco Sauce
- Felipe Luisaleftback
- Antoine 4G-Riezmann
- Jose Gimpenez
- Miguel Ángel Moyá
- Tiago Mendes
- SafeJands Oblak
- Koke-Cola
- Sowl Ñíguez
- Gabby Logan
- Fernando Torrid
- JuanFranMan
- Kevin Gamaero
- Lily Savage
- Lucas Hernandesoconnor
AS Moneyco[]
- Danijel Subwaysic
- Radamel Failcow
- Fabinho
- Kylian MMMboppé
- Tiémoué Bakayoko
- Ten Monaco midfielder
- Bastardo Silva
- Thomas Lemur
- Kamil Glock
DVD[]
- Marco Rolls-Reus
- Lukasz Piszczek
- Roman Weidenfeller
- Socrates Papastathopoulos
- Pierrrrre-Emerick Ibangyermam
- Marcel Schmelzer
- Emre Mor
- Andre Shirley
- Mario Goatze
Barcelever[]
- Lionel Messigician
- Chewy Suarez
- Notaxmar
- Andres Inhexcellent
- Ivan Raketits
- Javier Rascherano
- Gerard Piqkira
- Marc-Andre Ter Sleepen
- Salmonman Umtiti
- Jessica Alba
- Sergio Buckets
- Mr. Cillessen
- Sergi Roberto
- Arda the Turkey
FC Buyern Monstermunchen[]
- Thomasshole Muller
- Robert Lewanogoalski
- Joshua Kimmich
- Juan Bernat
- Franck Riberteeth
- RTAro Vidal
- Thebetterlooking Costa
- Mats Hamells
- Savewell Neuer
- Xabi Irunslow
- Jeronimo Boateng
- David Ali Baba
- Arjen Robin
- Philip Lamb
- Felix Goatze
- Thiago Alcantraitor
Leicester the Foxes[]
- Casper Schmeichel Jnr
- Danny Simpson
- Jamie's Come Fardy
- Robert Huth
- Really Bad Penalty Taker Mahrez
- Danny Drinkwater
- Captain Morgan
- Andy King
- Wilfred Ndidi
- Marc Albrighton
Nippli[]
Arsenal Fan TV FC[]
- Dimwit Ohspina
- Hector Bellerina
- Fresh Prince of Wel-Air
- Per Merthetractor
- Th2-0 Walcott
- Olivier GQ
- Alex EMObi
- Maurice Gibbs
- Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial
- Gabrielle
- Alex Oxeleonardo Chamberlain
- Petr the Czech
- Shkodran Mustafa Cacki
- Santa Cazorla
- Francis Cockerelman
- Welsh Rambo
- Granit Xhaka Khan
- Dirty Sanchez
- L'Oreal Koscielny
- Nacho Monreal
Paris Saint-Qatar[]
- Skeletor Cavani
- She-Rabiot
- Angel Devil Di Maria
- Thiowngoal Silva
- Kevin Trappjaw
- Alphonse Areola
- Marquinhos (1994)
- Marco Theratti
- Serge Oreo
- Bobby Draxler
- Kevin Trappjaw
- Thomas Moonier
- Layvin Kursedawa OMG
Ben10fica[]
FC Porthole[]
Seevilla[]
Better Than Bayer(n) Leverkusen[]
Moneychester Sheikhy[]
- Johnny Bravo
- Long John David Silver
- Kev De Bluene
- İlkay Gün Doğ Gun
- Leroy Sarnie
- Nicolas Ottermandi
- John €50nes
- Sergio AGUEROOOOOO!
- Willy Cabaldero
- Rah££m Loves St£rling
- Pablo Zabtheletter
- Fernandoh
- Aleksandar Kolaroff
- Fernandinhold
- Kelechi Iheanacho
- Jesus of Navasreth
- Vinjury Kompany
- Yaya Tankoure
- Nolito
- Gael Cliche
- Gabriel Icanseejesus
- Bacary LeSagna
FFS Rostov[]
Tottendan Hotspur[]
- Hugoalkeeper Lloris
- Victor Ingonyama
- Erik Lame-ela
- Takeabow Son
- BelJan Vertonghen
- Eric Dierrhea
- Sony Eriksen
- England's Rose
- Adele Alli
- Hurri-Kane MBE
YMCA Moscow[]
Olympique Mayonnais[]
Managers[]
- Zinheadine Zidane (Real Mbadrid manager)
- Massalyssamilano Allegro (Old Lady manager)
- Diego Simemoane (Atlétikoke Madrid manager)
- Thomas Tuchel (DVD manager)
- Carlo Eyebrowcelotti (FC Buyern Monstermunchen manager)
- Luis Enrique (Barcelever manager)
- Claudiddlydingdiddlydong Ranieri (Leicester the Foxes manager)
- Craig Shakespeare (Leicester the Foxes manager)
- Pep, si? Guardiola (Moneychester Sheikhy manager)
- One-eye Emeryboard (Paris Saint-Qatar manager)
- Jorge Sampaoli (Seevilla manager)
- Arsey Whinger (Arsenal Fan TV FC manager)
- Brendan the Elephant Seal (Celtic 118-118 manager)
- Mauricio Pochettino-Turner (Tottendan Hotspur manager)
Other Characters[]
- Kenny Dalglish (former Leavethepool player)
- Zlatan Egohimovic (Mountchester United player)
- David Louise (Chelsea Soccer Club player)
- Joe Hairt (Gran Torino player)
- The Old lady (Old Lady mascot)
- Beppe Marotta (Old Lady ] chief executive)
- Dean Stobbart
- reporter (voice)
- Filbert Fox (Leicester the Foxes mascot)
- Sheiky Mansour (Moneychester Sheikhy owner)
- Sole Campbell (former footballer)
- Jack Wheelchair (Jason Bournemouth player)
- Eden Hazardous (Chelsea Soccer Club player)
- Daniel Levil (Tottendan Hotspur owner)
- Alan Sucre (former Tottendan Hotspur owner)
- Arry Redknee (Jordan national team manager)
- Dim Tim Sherwhat (former Tottendan Hotspur manager)
- Adele (voice) (singer)
- Divhead Moyes (Sunlessland AFC manager)
- Roy Meane (Pub of Ireland assistant)
- Darth Vader (fictional character)
- Not So Super Mario Balotelli (OMG Nice player)
- Goalpost
- Diego Maradona (former Nippli player)
- Ben Tennyson (Ben10fica mascot)
- Herbert M Ask (Therapist)
- Noel Gallagher (singer)
- Liam Gallagher (singer)
- Deniz Aytekin (referee)
- Donald Trump (United States president)
- David Dao (Doctor)
- doctor
- Joey Beton (Brrrnley FC player)
- Dante (OMG Nice player)
- Moth
Trivia[]
Gallery[]
