The UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League 2017/18 was the 63rd season of Europe's premier club football tournament organised by UEFA,
Tournament process[]
Group stage[]
| Group | Winners
(Seeded in round of 16 draw) |
Runners-up
(Unseeded in round of 16 draw) |
|---|---|---|
| A | Moneychester United | FC Basil |
| B | Paris Saint-Germoney | FC Bayern Munchausen |
| C | ASS Roamer | Chelsea FC |
| D | Bancelona | Old lady |
| E | Leavethepool | Seevilla |
| F | Manchester Sheikhy | Shakira Dontesk |
| G | Besiktas J.K. | FC Porthole |
| H | Tottenange Hotspur | Real Mafia |
Knockout stage[]
The draw for the round of 16 was be held on 11 December 2017. The first legs will be played on 13, 14, 20 and 21 February, and the second legs will be played on 6, 7,13 and 14 March 2018.
| Team 1 | Agg. | Team 2 | 1st leg | 2nd leg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Old lady | 4-3 | Tottenham Hotform | 2-2 | 2-1 |
| FC Basil | 2-5 | Manchester Sheiky F.C. | 0-4 | 2-1 |
| FC Porthole | 0-5 | Leavethepool | 0-5 | 0-0 |
| Seevilla | 2-1 | Moneychester United | 0-0 | 2-1 |
| Real Mafia | 5-2 | Paris Saint Germoney | 3-1 | 2-1 |
| Shakira Dontesk | 2-2 (a) | ASS Roamer | 2-1 | 0-1 |
| Chelsea FC | 1-4 | Bancelona | 1-1 | 0-3 |
| FC Bayern Munchausen | 8-1 | Besiqtas | 5-0 | 3-1 |
Quarter-finals[]
Clubs qualified
| Group | |
|---|---|
| Real Mafia | H |
| Bayern Munchausen | B |
| Old lady | D |
| Manchester Sheiky | F |
| Leavethepool | E |
| Seevilla | E |
| ASS Roamer | C |
| Bancelona | D |
| Team 1 | Agg. | Team 2 | 1st leg | 2nd leg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bancelona | 4-4 (a) | ASS Roamer | 4-1 | 0-3 |
| Old lady | 3-4 (stolen match) | Real Mafia (stolen match) | 0-3 | 3-1 |
| Seevilla | 1-2 | Bayern Munchausen | 1-2 | 0-0 |
| Leavethepool | 5-1 | Manchester Sheikhy F.C. | 3-0 | 2-1 |
TABLE[]
| Round of 16 | Quarter finals | Semi-final | Final | |||||||||||
| Seevilla | 2 | |||||||||||||
| Manchesthair United | 1 | |||||||||||||
| Seevilla | 1 | |||||||||||||
| FC Bayern Munchausen | 2 | |||||||||||||
| FC BayernMunchausen | 8 | |||||||||||||
| Besiktas | 1 | |||||||||||||
| FC Bayern Munchausen | 3 | |||||||||||||
| Ronal Madrid [Stolen matches] | 4 | |||||||||||||
| Old lady | 4 | |||||||||||||
| Tottenham Hotform | 3 | |||||||||||||
| Old lady | 3 | |||||||||||||
| Ronal Madrid[Stolen match] | 4 | |||||||||||||
| Ronal Madrid | 5 | |||||||||||||
| Paris Saint-Germoney | 2 | |||||||||||||
| Ronal Madrid | 3 | |||||||||||||
| Leavethepool | 1 | |||||||||||||
| FC Porthole | 0 | |||||||||||||
| Leavethepool | 5 | |||||||||||||
| Leavethepool | 5 | |||||||||||||
| Manchester Sheiky F.C. | 1 | |||||||||||||
| FC Basil | 2 | |||||||||||||
| Manchester Sheiky F.C. | 5 | |||||||||||||
| Leavethepool | 7 | |||||||||||||
| ASS Roamer | 6 | |||||||||||||
| Chelski | 1 | |||||||||||||
| Bancelona | 4 | |||||||||||||
| Bancelona | 4 | 0 | ||||||||||||
| ASS Roamer [Away Goals] | 4 | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Shakhtar | 2 | |||||||||||||
| ASS Roamer [Away Goals] | 2 | |||||||||||||
Players[]
Real Mbadrid[]
- Casemiro
- George-Lucas Vagquest
- Raphaël Caravan
- Key-lord Navas
- Theo Hernandesoconnor
- Sergio Redos
- Toni Tom Kroos
- Marcelo (1988)
- Isgo
- Tiny Carvajal
- Mercedes Benzema
- Cristiano Arabonaldo
- Marcos 6thsensio
- Garry Bale
- Lucroat Modrić
- Nacho Fernandez
- Totiker Casillas
- George-Lucas Vagquest
Leavethepool[]
- Phil Coutinyho
- Dortmund Lovren
- Joel Matip
- Lolis Krapius
- Jordim Henderunson
- Simon Mingingsave
- PowerRanger Balaklavan
- Dominication Solanke
- Bobby Firmino
- Marko Grujic
- Imyellow Can
- Conor Masterson
- Adam the Llama
- James Run-of-the-Millner
- Georginio Whycantscoreawaydum
- Alberto Smalleno
- Sadio Mane-Mane
- Daniel Sturrinjured
- Danny Ings
- Calvin Clyne
- No Salad
- Imyellow Can
- Alex Oxeleonardo Chamberlain
- Joe Selena Gomez
- Andybetterthan Morenoson
- Trent Alexander-Armstrong
ASS Roamer[]
- Alisson Pecker
- Edin The Netto
- Aleksandar Kolaroff
- Radhair Nainggolan
- Alessandro Flourenzi
- William Vainquere
- Daniella De Beardi
- Kostas Manorlass
- Diego Perotti
FC Buyern Monstermunchen[]
- Corentin Tulisa
- Niklas XXXule
- Mats Hamells
- Savewell Neuer
- David Ali Baba
- Jeronimo Boateng
- Sebastian Rudyardkipling
- Arjen Robin
- Robert Lewanogoalski
- Thiago Alcantraitor
- Juan Bernat
- Joshua Kimmichkardashian
- Franck Riberteeth
- Hamish Rodriguez
- RTAro Vidal
- Thomasshole Muller
- Sven Ulreichpudding
- Wal Martinez
- Kingsley Coman the Barbarian
- Rafailha
Old Lady[]
- DJ Khaledira
- Ohilooksosilly Benatia
- Andrea Baldagli
- Moise Kean
- Giorgio Chiellinguine
- Benedikt Howedes
- Wario Wandzukic
- Gigi Bouffant
- Ale Jandro
- Claudio Marcboohissio
- Gonzalo Hugeain
- Paulo Dyballer
- Pileofjuan Cuadrado
- Stephanie Beefstewraro
- Wojciech Toomanyzedzney
Seevilla[]
Barcelever[]
- Gerard Piqkira
- Salmonman Umtiti
- Marc-Andre Ter Sleepen
- Mr. Cillessen
- Sergi Roberto
- Paulinho (1988)
- Javier Rascherano
- Nelson Semedo
- Denise Suarez
- Arda the Turkey
- Ivan Raketits
- Chewy Suarez
- Lionel Messigician
- Ousmane Dempele
- Andres Inhexcellent
- Sergio Buckets
- AxelF Vidal
Manchester Sheikhy[]
- Benjamin Mendy
- Vinjury Kompany
- Yaya Tankoure
- Johnny Bravo
- John €50nes
- Bastardo Silva
- Skyle Walker
- İlkay Gün Doğ Gun
- Kev De Bluene
- Fernandinhold
- Sergio AGÜEROOOOOO!
- Gabriel Icanseejesus
- Danilo
- Ferme Laporte
- Snakean Delph
- Leroy Sarnie
Chelsea Soccer Club[]
- Andrea Christensen
- David Louise
- Diego Costly-Coffee (player)
- Gary Vkahill Blue
- Tiémoué Bakayoko
- Will.I.An
- Victor Moses
- Marcos Alonso
- Tibo Caughtout
- Michy Batshuayi
- Antonio Bluediger
- Secs Fabregash
- Dave Azpilicueta
- Alvara Moratahahaha
- P-E-D-R-O
- Eden Hazardous
- N’Golo Kanye
- Willy Cabaldero
- Olivier GQ
Besiktas J.K.[]
Ajax Reunited[]
- Ghastly Tongue
- Phace Jones
- Sergio Romero
- Chris Talling
- David De Saver
- Necromancer Matic
- Victor Lindelof
- Markos Badly Roho
- Marouanne Failaini
- Eric Bailly
- Anthony MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
- Anderrrrr Herrera
- Midas Rashford
- Luke Shalways Injured
- Zlatan Egohimovic
- DaleyDevil Blind
- Romelu Lakaka
- The Special Juan
- Poor Pogba
- Matteo Damian
- Affairio Valencia
- Henrikh Miki-is-Ryan
- Jessie Lingard
Tottenange Hotspur[]
- Fernando Llorente
- Eric Dierrhea
- Sony Eriksen
- Davinson Sánchez
- Takeabow Son
- Hurri-Kane MBE
- Adele Alli
- Erik Lame-ela
- Hugoalkeeper Lloris
- Victor Ingonyama
- Serge Oreo
- Toby Eldersquirrel
- England's Rose
- Mousa Datbelly
- BelJan Vertonghen
- Lucfast Moura
- Harry W*nks
FC Basil Fawlity[]
FC Porthole[]
Paris Saint-Qatar[]
- Javier Pastore
- Alphonse Areola
- Thiowngoal Silva
- Angel Devil Di Maria
- Kylian Mpenalties
- Layvin Kursedawa OMG
- Lucfast Moura
- Bobby Draxler
- Skeletor Cavani
- She-Rabiot
- Marquinhos (1994)
- Thomas Moonier
- Notaxmar
- Kevin Trappjaw
- Dani Elvis
- Marco Theratti
Celtic 118-118[]
Atlétikoke Madrid[]
- Carrasco Sauce
- Jose Gimpenez
- Miguel Ángel Moyá
- Koke-Cola
- Lily Savage
- Gabby Logan
- Felipe Luisaleftback
- SafeJands Oblak
- Fernando Torrid
- Sowl Ñíguez
- Antoine 4G-Riezmann
- Kevin Gamaero
- JuanFranMan
AS Moneyco[]
YMCA Moscow[]
Managers[]
- Zinheadine Zidane (Real Mbadrid manager)
- Yougurn Klopp (Leavethepool manager)
- Carlo Eyebrowcelotti (FC Buyern Monstermunchen manager)
- Jupp Heynckes (FC Buyern Monstermunchen manager)
- Massalyssamilano Allegro (Old Lady manager)
- Ernesto Vulverde (Barcelever manager)
- Pep, si? Guardiola (Moneychester Sheikhy manager)
- Antonio Contaly (Chelsea Soccer Club manager)
- Paulo Fonseca (Earwax Donetsk manager)
- Jose Moaninho (Ajax Reunited manager)
- Mauricio Pochettino-Turner (Tottenange Hotspur manager)
- One-eye Emeryboard (Paris Saint-Qatar manager)
- Brendan the Elephant Seal (Celtic 118-118 manager)
- Diego Simemoane (Atlétikoke Madrid manager)
- Leonardo Jardim (AS Moneyco manager)
Other Characters[]
- The Old lady (Old Lady mascot)
- Roman Imveryrich (Chelsea Soccer Club owner)
- Herbert M Ask (therapist)
- Daniel Levil (Tottenange Hotspur owner)
- James Corden (Television personality)
- Judge
- Gianni Infantino (FIFARCE presindent)
- 2 kids
- Dean Stobbart
- Cristiano Arabonaldo Jr
- Mateo Arabonaldo
- Eva Maria
- Alana Martina
- Felix Brych (referee)
- 2 lions
- Kevin Spacey (actor)
- Schlong Terry (Aston Sevilla player)
- Lilia Granadilla (influencer)
- Ed Woodward
- Roy Meane (former Ajax Reunited player)
- Beppe Marotta
- Didier Drogba (former Chelsea Soccer Club player)
- Basil Fawlty (FC Basil Fawlity mascot)
- Sheiky Mansour (Manchester Sheikhy owner)
- Kevin Murphy (Leavethepool fan)
- Wayne The Ogre (Everton player)
- Gylfi Sigurðsson (Everton player)
- Mike Myler (animator)
- Sam Dunscombe (animator)
- Rafact Benitesh (Newcastle UAE manager)
- Caroline Lijnen (Tibo Caughtout wife)
- Librarian
- Dirty Sanchez (Arsenal Fan TV FC player)
- Michael Oliver (referee)
- JC (former Leavethepool player)
- Barcelona ticket officer (voice)
- secretary of FC Barcelona (voice)
- Jim Orange (voice)
- Bill Shankly (former Leavethepool manager)
- Bob Paisley (former Leavethepool manager)
- Paul Machin (journalist)
- Chris Pajak (journalist)
- Stevie Wellard (former Leavethepool player)
- Billy Wingrove (Youtuber)
- Jeremy Lynch (Youtuber)
- Woman
- Policeman (voice)
- Kenny Dalglish (on photo)
- 2 kids
- Karl Hargreaves
- Maria Dolores dos Santos Aveiro
- John Henry (Leavethepool owner)
- Joe Hairt (West Hammers player)
- Ruben Pons (Leavethepool physioterapist)
- David Sullivan (West Hammers owner)
- Woy Bodgson (Crystal Parish manager)
Trivia[]
Gallery[]
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