The UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League 2018/19 was the 64th season of Europe's premier club football tournament organised by UOAFA
Tournament progress[]
Group stage[]
Group A []
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | DVD | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 2 | +8 | 13 | Advance to knockout phase |
| 2 | Atlétikoke Madrid | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 6 | +3 | 13 | |
| 3 | Club Bugger | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 5 | +1 | 6 | Transfer to Europey League |
| 4 | AS Moneyco | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 14 | -12 | 1 |
Group B []
|
Pos |
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Barcelever | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 5 | +9 | 14 | Advance to knockout phase |
| 2 | Tottendan Hotspur | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 8 | |
| 3 | Inter Mulan | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 8 | Transfer to Europey League |
| 4 | PSIV (For The Players) | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 13 | -7 | 2 |
Group C []
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Paris Saint-Qatar | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 17 | 9 | +8 | 6 | Advance to knockout phase |
| 2 | Leavethepool | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 7 | +2 | 9 | |
| 3 | Nippli | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 5 | +2 | 9 | Transfer to Europey League |
| 4 | Redtube Star | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 17 | -12 | 4 |
Group D []
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FC Porthole | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 6 | +9 | 16 | Advance to knockout phase |
| 2 | Schanze 04 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 4 | +2 | 11 | |
| 3 | George Gallotsaway | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 4 | Transfer to Europey League |
| 4 | Locomotive | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 12 | -8 | 3 |
Group E []
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FC Buyern Monstermunchen | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 15 | 5 | +10 | 14 | Advance to knockout phase |
| 2 | Eyeaxe | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 5 | +6 | 12 | |
| 3 | Ben10fica | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 7 | Transfer to Europey League |
| 4 | A&EK | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 13 | -11 | 0 |
Group F []
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Moneychester Sheikhy | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 6 | +10 | 13 | Advance to knockout phase |
| 2 | Olympique Mayonnais | 6 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 12 | 11 | +1 | 8 | |
| 3 | Earwax Donetsk | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 16 | -8 | 6 | Transfer to Europey League |
| 4 | The Hoff | 6 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 11 | 14 | -3 | 3 |
Group G []
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Real Mbadrid | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 5 | +7 | 12 | Advance to knockout phase |
| 2 | ASS Roamer | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 8 | +3 | 9 | |
| 3 | Victoria Sponge | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 7 | 16 | -9 | 7 | Transfer to Europey League |
| 4 | YMCA Moscow | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 7 |
Group H []
| Pos | Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Qualification |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Lady | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 4 | +5 | 12 | Advance to knockout phase |
| 2 | Mountchester United | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 10 | |
| 3 | Vicki Valencia | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 8 | Transfer to Europey League |
| 4 | Young Boys | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 12 | -8 |
4 |
Knockout stage[]
| Group | Winners
(seeded in round of 16 draw) |
Runners-up
(unseeded in round of 16 draw) |
|---|---|---|
| A | DVD | Atlétikoke Madrid |
| B | Barcelever | Tottendan Hotspur |
| C | Paris Saint-Qatar | Leavethepool |
| D | FC Porthole | Schanze 04 |
| E | FC Buyern Monstermunchen | Eyeaxe |
| F | Moneychester Sheikhy | Olympique Mayonnais |
| G | Real Mbadrid | ASS Roamer |
| H | Old Lady | Ajax Reunited |
Round of 16[]
The draw for the round of 16 was held on 17 December 2018. The first legs were played on 12, 13, 19 and 20 February, and the second legs were played on 5, 6, 12 and 13 March 2019.
| Team 1 | Aggregate Score | Team 2 | First Leg | Second Leg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Schanze 04 | 2–10 | Moneychester Sheikhy | 2–3 | 0–7 |
| Atlétikoke Madrid | 2–3 | Old Lady | 2–0 | 0–3 |
| Ajax Reunited | 3–3 (a) | Paris Saint-Qatar]] | 0–2 | 1–3 |
| Tottenange Hotspur | 4–0 | DVD | 3–0 | 1–0 |
| Olympique Mayonnais | 1–5 | Barcelever | 0–0 | 1–5 |
| ASS Roamer | 3–4 | FC Porthole | 2–1 | 1–3 |
| Eyeaxe | 5–3 | Real Mbadrid | 1–2 | 4–1 |
| Leavethepool | 3–1 | FC Buyern Monstermunchen | 0–0 | 3–1 |
Quarter-finals[]
The draw for the quarter-finals was held on 15 March 2019. The first legs were played on 9 and 10 April, and the second legs were played on 16 and 17 April 2019.
| Team 1 | Agg. | Team 2 | 1st leg | 2nd leg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eyeaxe | 3–2 | Old Lady | 1–1 | 2–1 |
| Leavethepool | 6–1 | FC Porthole | 2–0 | 4–1 |
| Tottenange Hotspur | 4–4 (a) | Moneychester Sheikhy | 1–0 | 3–4 |
| Ajax Reunited | 0–4 | Barcelever | 0–1 | 0–3 |
Semi-finals[]
The draw for the semi-finals was held on 15 March 2019 (after the quarter-final draw).[24] The first legs were played on 30 April and 1 May, and the second legs were played on 7 and 8 May 2019.
| Team 1 | Agg. | Team 2 | 1st leg | 2nd leg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tottenange Hotspur | 3–3 (a) | Eyeaxe | 0–1 | 3–2 |
| Barcelever | 3–4 | Leavethepool | 3–0 | 0–4 |
Final[]
The final was played on 1 June 2019 at the Wanda Metropolitano in Madrid. The "home" team (for administrative purposes) was determined by an additional draw held after the quarter-final and semi-final draws.
| Tottenange Hotspur | 0–2 | Leavethepool |
| Goals scored:
N/A/ |
Report |
Goals scored:
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Civitas Metropolitano, Madrid
Referee: Damir Skomina (Slovenia)
Players[]
Leavethepool[]
- Alisson Pecker
- Virgil van TracSaint
- Georginio Whycantscoreawaydum
- Bobby Firmino
- Sadio Mane-Mane
- No Salad
- Daniel Sturrinjured
- Adam the Llama
- Xherdan Shakira
- Joel Matip
- James Run-of-the-Millner
- Alberto Smalleno
- Dortmund Lovren
- Nabinjury Keita
- Dominication Solanke
- Trent Alexander-Armstrong
- Jordim Henderunson
- Joe Selena Gomez
- Simon Mingingsave
- Fab-etterthanfernand-inho
- Calvin Clyne
- Andybetterthan Morenoson
- Alex Oxeleonardo Chamberlain
- Divock TwoorThreegi
- Herbie Kane
Tottenange Hotspur[]
- Hugoalkeeper Lloris
- Kieran Trippier
- Toby Eldersquirrel
- Davinson Sánchez
- Takeabow Son
- Hurri-Kane MBE
- Lucfast Moura
- Victor Ingonyama
- Adele Alli
- Sony Eriksen
- BelJan Vertonghen
- Lucfast Moura
- Erik Lame-ela
- Mousse Sissoko
- Serge Oreo
- Eric Dierrhea
- England's Rose
- Harry W*nks
- Kieran Trippier
- Ben Davies (1993)
- Fernando Llorente
- Vincent Janssen
Eyeaxe[]
- Maximilian Coca-Wober
- David Neres
- Noussair Mazraoui
- Lasse Scheisse
- Hakim Ziyech
- Nico Tagliamagnifico
- Matiass De Licked
- André Onanawhat'smyname
- DaleyDevil Blind
- Frenkie de Jong
- Dušan Tadić
- Donny van der Breeeak
Barcelever[]
- Marc-Andre Ter Sleepen
- HalfNelson Semido
- Gerard Piqkira
- Ivan Raketits
- Sergio Buckets
- Phil Coutinyho
- Arthurtrak
- Chewy Suarez
- Lionel Messigician
- Clément Lenglet
- Jessica Alba
- Ousmane Dempele
- Arthurtrak
- RTAro Vidal
- Sergio Buckets
- Sergi Roberto
- Salmonman Umtiti
- Malcom
- Kevin-Artist-Formely-Known-As Boapeng
FC Porthole[]
- Iker Can'tseeapass
- Alex Melles
- Maxi Pereira
- Peperedcarde
- Tiquinho Soares
- Yacine Brahimi
- Eder Militao
- Felipe (1989)
- Moussa Marega
- Danilo Pereira
Manchester Sheikhy[]
- Nicolas Ottermandi
- Bastardo Silva
- Ferme Laporte
- Leroy Sarnie
- Skyle Walker
- Really Bad Penalty Taker Mahrez
- Vinjury Kompany
- Danilo
- Fernandinhold
- Long John David Silver
- Kickedinthe Ederson
- Benjamin Mendy
- John €50nes
- Snakean Delph
- Rah££m Loves St£rling
- Kev De Bluene
- İlkay Gün Doğ Gun
- Johnny Bravo
- Gabriel Icanseejesus
- Sergio AGÜEROOOOOO!
Ajax Reunited[]
- David De Saver
- Eric Bailly
- Poor Pogba
- Dirty Sanchez
- The Special Juan
- Romelu Lakaka
- Midas Rashford
- Anthierry Martial
- Chris Talling
- Luke Shalways Injured
- Affairio Valencia
- Marouanne Failaini
- Necromancer Matic
- Sergio Romero
- Victor Lindelof
- Diogo Dalot
- Markos Badly Roho
- Anthony MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
- Anderrrrr Herrera
- Ghastly Tongue
- Matteo Damian
- Sergio Romero
- Fred (1993)
- Lee Grunt
- Phace Jones
- Luke Shalways Injured
- Jessie Lingard
- Midas Rashford
Old Lady[]
- Wojciech Toomanyzedzney
- Giorgio Chiellinguine
- Miralem Peeanitch
- Cristiano Arrogantaldo
- Paulo Dyballer
- Ale Jandro
- Pileofjuan Cuadrado
- Wario Wandzukic
- Judasardo Bosnakci
- Thebetterlooking Costa
- Frederick Vernardecshi
- Moise Kean
- Blazingsquad Macheryltuidi
- Andrea Baldagli
- Imyellow Can
- DJ Khaledira
- Mattia De Squilo
- Daniele Rugaknightwhosayni
Olympique Mayonnais[]
FC Buyern Monstermunchen[]
- Leon Goredzka
- Thomasshole Muller
- Robert Lewanogoalski
- Wal Martinez
- Arjen Robin
- Mats Hamells
- Niklas XXXule
- Franck Riberteeth
- Kingsley Coman the Barbarian
- Jeronimo Boateng
- Hamish Rodneyguez
- Corentin Tulisa
- Sebastian Rudyardkipling
- Joshua Kimmichkardashian
- David Ali Baba
- Savewell Neuer
- Rafailha
Atlétikoke Madrid[]
- Antoine 4G-Riezmann
- Diego Costly-Coffee (player)
- JuanFranMan
- Thomasnotjamievardyishavinga Party
- Angelthe Courier
- Sowl Ñíguez
- Felipe Luisaleftback
- Lucas Hernandesoconnor
- Thomas Lemur
- Koke-Cola
- Diego Godean
- Alvara Moratahahaha
- SafeJands Oblak
- Jose Gimpenez
Schanze 04[]
- Mark Uth
- Sebastian Rudyardkipling
- Daniel Caligiuri
- Nabil Bentaleb
- Guido Burgstaller
- WickedWitchoftheWeston McKennie
- Anime Harit
- Ralf Fährmann
- Matija Nastasić
- Benjamin Stambouli
- Yevhen Konoplyanka
Paris Saint-Qatar[]
- Marquinhos (1994)
- Kylian Mfloppé
- Notaxmar
- Juan Bernat
- She-Rabiot
- Alphonse Areola
- Skeletor Cavani
- Marco Theratti
- Layvin Kursedawa OMG
- Thiowngoal Silva
- Gigi Bouffant
- Bobby Draxler
- Angel Devil Di Maria
- Thomas Moonier
- Dani Elvis
- Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting
- Preselel Kimkardashian
- ShootFail Kehrer
ASS Roamer[]
DVD[]
- Marco Rolls-Reus
- Christian Pullasicky
- Jadon Sancho
- Łukasz Piszczek
- Paco Alpaca
- Roman Burkeeper
- Manuel Jumanji
- Marcel Schmelzer
- Mario Goatze
- Jacob Brie Larson
- Julian Weifronts
- Maahmoud Dahairdo
- Maximillian Philippscrewdriver
- Abdou Diallo
- Axel Witsel
- Ömer Toprak
- Dan-AxelF Xanadu
Real Mbadrid[]
- Rafael Caravan
- Mercedes Benzema
- Garry Bale
- Tibo Caughtout
- Sergio Redos
- Lucroat Modrić
- Tiny Carvajal
- Toni Tom Kroos
- Caseofmerlot
- Tibo Caughtout
- Marcelo (1988)
- Nacho Fernandez
- Key-lord Navas
- Marcos 6thsensio
- Viniceus
- Isgo
- Brahim Díaz
Club Bugger[]
Inter Mulan[]
Nippli[]
George Gallotsaway[]
Vicki Valencia[]
AS Moneyco[]
PSIV (For The Players)[]
Redtube Star[]
The Hoff[]
YMCA Moscow[]
Young Boys[]
Managers[]
- Yougurn Klopp (Leavethepool manager)
- Mauricio Pochettino-Turner (Tottenange Hotspur manager)
- Erik ten Ballbhag (Eyeaxe manager)
- Ernesto Vulverde (Barcelever manager)
- Pep, si? Guardiola (Manchester Sheikhy manager)
- Ole Gollum Solskjær (Ajax Reunited manager)
- Jose Moaninho (Ajax Reunited manager)
- Massalyssamilano Allegro (Old Lady manager)
- Diego Simemoane (Atlétikoke Madrid manager)
- Domenico Tedesco (Schanze 04 manager)
- Niko Kovac (FC Buyern Monstermunchen manager)
- Thomas Tuchel (Paris Saint-Qatar manager)
- Francesco Totty (ASS Roamer manager)
- Julen Lopetegui (Real Mbadrid manager)
- Carlo Eyebrowcelotti (Nippli manager)
- Mark Van Bommely (PSIV (For The Players) manager)
Other Characters[]
- Roger East (referee)
- Gianni Eggfantino (FIFARCE president)
- Kevin Murphy (Leavethepool fan)
- Andy WhatA-Tatey (Ajax Reunited fan)
- Ed Woodward (Ajax Reunited CEO)
- Zinheadine Zidane (former French player)
- Lolis Krapius (Besiktas J.K. player)
- Kevin Trappjaw (Eintracht Frankfart player)
- Red Star (Redtube Star mascot)
- The Old lady (Old Lady mascot)
- Beppe Marotta (Old Lady owner)
- The Locomotive (Locomotive mascot)
- Mark Goldfish (Youtuber)
- Paul Gascoigne (former BorEngland player)
- Felix Brych (referee)
- Dean Stobbart
- Ovidiu Hategan (referee)
- Damir Skomina (referee)
- Gary Neville The Devil (former Ajax Reunited player)
- Jay Williams
- Gary Lineker (former BorEngland player)
- Paul Scholes (former Ajax Reunited player)
- Rio Ferdinand
- Mike Myler
- David Peckham (former Ajax Reunited player)
- Sam Dunscombe
- Karl Hargreaves
- Sir Bobby Charlton
- Sir Alex Whiskey-nose
- judge
- Hulk (dog) (Lionel Messigician dog)
- Bruno Alves (Parma player)
- Helton (former FC Porthole player)
- John Slow Shea (Reading player)
- Darren Ferguson (Doncaster Rovers manager)
- Inept Blatter (former FIFARCE president)
- Tryiton Giggs (Bales manager)
- Paul Alcock (former referee)
- JC (former Leavethepool player)
- Louis van Harsh (Former Ajax Reunited manager)
- Divhead Moyes (former Ajax Reunited manager)
- Chubby Adam (Stoke Wet and Windy player)
- Martín Campaña (Independiente player)
- 4 River Plate fans
- bald referee
- Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial (Arsenal Fan TV FC player)
- Deniz Aytekin (referee)
- Mike Phelan
- 4 journalists
- Rafact Benitesh (Newcastle UAE manager)
- Arsey Whinger (FIFA Chief of Global Football Development)
- Antonio Contaly (Italian manager)
- Szymon Marciniak (referee)
- little horse
- Theresa May (English politician)
- Bill Shankly (statue)
- Clément Turpin (referee)
- Nanny (Sporting player)
- Claude Callegari (AFTV journalist)
- Ty (AFTV journalist)
- Mr DT (AFTV journalist)
- Robbie Lyle (AFTV journalist)
- Aumar Hamilton (AFTV journalist)
- Florentino Pérez (Real Mbadrid owner)
- Daniel Levil (Tottenange Hotspur owner)
- Eusebio Di Francesco (ASS Roamer twitter admin)
- 2 twitter admins
- Rafaella Santos (Notaxmar sister)
- Daniele Orsato (referee)
- bodyguard
- yellow sheps
- Joana Sanz (Dani Elvis wife)
- Graeme Souness (former Leavethepool player)
- Atleti fan
- Felix Zwayer (referee)
- Mike Phelan (English manager)
- Eric Cantona (Former Ajax Reunited player)
- Ninja
- Wayne the Ogre (KFDC United player)
- Peter Schmeichel (Former Ajax Reunited player)
- Bjorn Kuipers (referee)
- owl
- Pope Francis
- Stevie Wellard (Power Rangers FC manager)
- Antonio Mateu Lahoz (referee)
- Chirpy (Tottenange Hotspur mascot)
- John Mothson (Commentator)
- Beppe Marotta
- Gonzalo Hugeain (head) (AC Zlatan/Chelsea Soccer Club player)
- horse (head)
- Cüneyt Çakır (referee)
- cat
- Drake (rapper)
- Diego Maradona (former footballer)
- Turkish massage guy
- Christopher Hughes (Tottenange Hotspur doctor)
- Matt Davies (Tottenange Hotspur physiotherapist)
- Rick Astley (singer)
- Herbert M Ask
- Michael Owen (former Leavethepool footballer)
- Robbie Fowler (former Leavethepool footballer)
- Eden Hazardous (Chelsea Soccer Club footballer)
- Damir Skomina (referee)
- Kinsey Wolanski (actress)
- Rob Green (former footballer)
- Brian Henderson












